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Character, not a defect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel colors can read a touch brighter or warmer in person than on your screen. Physics, not a flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ PICK YOUR SCENT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan't decide? Very on brand. Choose from the dropdown anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Coral \u0026amp; Moss:\u003c\/strong\u003e Marine, camphor, pineapple, lavender, bamboo, dark musk, vetiver, amber, cedar. A midnight swim in a hidden cove.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black cherry, raspberry, strawberry, plum, musk, vanilla, sugar. Sweet, dark, main character energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlood Orange:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, orange peel, mango, grapefruit, peach, green leaves, cedar, red currant. 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A pale pink label framed in crimson filigree and cranberry sprigs, an ornate hand mirror reflecting a retro pinup skull shedding one ruby tear, tied off with a red ribbon bow and navy and cherry red type reading Seasonal Depression But Make It Cute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ GIFT IT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour dark coquette bestie. The sister who hibernates every November. The coworker who speaks fluent sarcasm. White elephant, Secret Santa, a winter self-care box, or a little glow on the windowsill until spring shows back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ BURN LIKE YOU MEAN IT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFirst burn: let the melt pool reach the edges (2 to 3 hours). 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The glass gets hot during and after burning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't move it while lit or while the wax is liquid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the flame gets too tall, smokes, or flickers repeatedly, blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick, then relight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE FINE PRINT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery candle is poured to order just for you, so all sales are final. No returns or exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent is personal. We can't refund for scent preference or scent strength, since room size, airflow, and burn time all change how a candle throws.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal shipping is non-refundable. Sale items are final sale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order means production time comes before shipping. Delivery dates at checkout are estimates, not promises.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-check your shipping address. Orders go into production fast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ MADE TO ORDER, ON PURPOSE ✦\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo warehouse of unsold stock, no landfill pile. We make it once you order it. A little more wait, a lot less waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 28px 0 8px; padding: 22px 20px 26px; background: #eee1ff; border: 2px solid #1b2d4f; border-radius: 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; color: #1b2d4f;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne candle is a mood. Three is a personality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour nightstand has room for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/honeydazed.com\/search?q=candle\" style=\"display: inline-block; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; padding: 12px 22px; background: #fcb234; color: #1b2d4f; border: 2px solid #1b2d4f; border-radius: 999px; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #1b2d4f; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 0.04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none;\"\u003eMeet the rest of the candle cult →\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Honey Dazed","offers":[{"title":"Beachwood","offer_id":51012432888047,"sku":"PMH74-L-BW.1869264","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cranberry Woods","offer_id":51012432920815,"sku":"PMH74-L-CW.1869264","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/6568\/1830\/files\/il_fullxfull.8637486767_lv7s.jpg?v=1791759944"},{"product_id":"burn-your-fucks-candle-amber-jar-9oz","title":"Burn Your Fucks Candle Amber Jar 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Burn Your Fucks Candle is a funny 9 oz scented candle in an amber glass jar, built for the work bestie, the burnt-out friend, and anyone running on spite and iced coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people meditate. Some people light a wick and watch the day's nonsense go up in smoke. Groovy 70s bubble letters, a butter-yellow label, and enough attitude to clear a room of unsolicited opinions. Light it, breathe, let it go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE CANDLE ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid, 2.75\" wide x 3.5\" tall with lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: approx. 6.9 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured vegan coconut apricot wax blend, natural color, no dyes, paraben-free and phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate-free fragrance oils, made without ingredients on California's Prop 65 list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free, zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 50 hours of burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured means tiny variations in wax color and fill line (up to about 1\/4\"). Character, not a defect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel colors can read a touch brighter or warmer in person than on your screen. Physics, not a flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ PICK YOUR SCENT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame label, same attitude. Choose your smell from the dropdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Coral \u0026amp; Moss:\u003c\/strong\u003e Marine, camphor, pineapple, lavender, bamboo, dark musk, vetiver, amber, cedar. Salty, moody, and deep enough to drown out feedback nobody asked for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black cherry, raspberry, strawberry, plum, musk, vanilla, sugar. Dark berry syrup for days that need heavy sugarcoating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlood Orange:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, orange peel, mango, grapefruit, peach, green leaves, cedar, red currant. A citrus slap that resets your whole nervous system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Chai:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange peel, cardamom, cinnamon, peppercorn, cream, nutmeg, black tea, vanilla, clove. Spiced bakery chaos in a wool blanket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoconut Soleil:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amaretto, pineapple, banana, coconut, coconut milk, vanilla, tonka bean. An out-of-office autoreply you can smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFallen Leaves:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apple, cinnamon, clove, pine, eucalyptus, juniper, cranberry, cedar. Crisp autumn air, zero tolerance for corporate buzzwords.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Free:\u003c\/strong\u003e No added fragrance. Just the clean glow of you minding your business.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeather \u0026amp; Labdanum:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clove, bergamot, rose, lavender, labdanum, leather, tobacco leaves, amber. Smoky and handsome, like a leather armchair in an empty library.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMorning Coffee:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coffee bean, sugar, coffee, vanilla. Dark roast steam for the email chain that should have been nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, green leaves, jasmine, heliotrope, sandalwood, musk, vanilla. 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Not a toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever leave a burning candle unattended, and never burn it while you sleep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep clear of curtains, bedding, paper, drafts, and anything flammable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. The glass gets hot during and after burning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't move it while lit or while the wax is liquid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the flame gets too tall, smokes, or flickers repeatedly, blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick, then relight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE FINE PRINT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery candle is poured to order just for you, so all sales are final. 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