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A perfect trippy 70s retro gift for your best friend, this groovy card is for true originals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eFor the magnificent anomaly in your life, the one who's always a little strange and a whole lot of wonderful. 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This card celebrates another year of being gloriously, unapologetically themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eWith its groovy 70s-inspired font, trippy neon colors, and a message that hits right in their wonderfully weird heart, it’s the perfect affirmation for the stoner friend, the alternative soul, or the celestial goth who makes the world a more interesting place. 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-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eFront Message: ANOTHER YEAR STRANGER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; 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text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eSize: Standard 5\" x 7\" Greeting Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); 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display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eWriting Tip: For best results on the semi-glossy interior, we recommend using a permanent marker.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Honey Dazed","offers":[{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":46773345059055,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-5Pack-2025082011452745","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":46773345091823,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-1Pack-2025082011452745","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":46773345124591,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-10Pack-2025082011452745","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/6568\/1830\/files\/eb6441364cc0e648de5e2e164ec4a2fdc81d260c.jpg?v=1755763138"},{"product_id":"another-year-stranger-card-red","title":"Psychedelic Birthday Card  - Another Year Stranger Greeting","description":"\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;' id=\"isPasted\"\u003eCelebrate your favorite weirdo with this psychedelic birthday card! A perfect trippy 70s retro gift for your best friend, this groovy card is for true originals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eFor the magnificent anomaly in your life, the one who's always a little strange and a whole lot of wonderful. Ditch the boring, basic birthday cards and give them a vibrant rebellion in an envelope. This card celebrates another year of being gloriously, unapologetically themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eWith its groovy 70s-inspired font, trippy neon colors, and a message that hits right in their wonderfully weird heart, it’s the perfect affirmation for the stoner friend, the alternative soul, or the celestial goth who makes the world a more interesting place. Let them know the world needs more people exactly like them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Details \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eFront Message: ANOTHER YEAR STRANGER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; 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text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eSize: Standard 5\" x 7\" Greeting Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); 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text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eEnvelope: A crisp, white sealable envelope is included with each card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; 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display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eWriting Tip: For best results on the semi-glossy interior, we recommend using a permanent marker.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Honey Dazed","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":46773352104175,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-1Pack-20250820114906457","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":46773352136943,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-5Pack-20250820114906457","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":46773352169711,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-10Pack-20250820114906457","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/6568\/1830\/files\/e5d3099d32eb4710656c3174097750994e6fd307.jpg?v=1755763138"},{"product_id":"have-yourself-a-scary-little-christmas-holiday-card","title":"Scary Little Christmas Card – Gothic Holiday Greeting Card With Envelope","description":"\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;' id=\"isPasted\"\u003eDitch the silent nights for some delightfully spooky sights with our \"Scary Little Christmas\" card! This gothic holiday greeting is the perfect piece of dark humor for your favorite weirdo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eLet's be real, the most wonderful time of the year could use a little more edge. Why send a boring snowman when you can send a graveyard snow globe full of bats? This is the ultimate anti-Christmas card for the ghoul with a heart of gold, the punk who loves presents, or anyone who believes \"jingle bells\" sounds better with a little goth rock backtrack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003ePrinted on killer-quality cardstock with a vibrant, chaotic energy that's pure HoneyDazed, this card is a statement piece. It’s your official permit to reject the beige and embrace a holiday season that's as unique and unapologetic as you are. Send it to your coven, your bestie, or keep it for yourself as a tiny piece of Creepmas art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e✨ THE DEETS ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eFront Message: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; 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letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Perfectly Sized: Standard 5\" x 7\" format, ideal for mailing or hand-delivering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Luxe Feel: Crafted from premium 120lb Silk Cover stock for a sturdy feel with a slight, sexy sheen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; 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No frantic searching required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Stock Up \u0026amp; Save: Available as a single card for your one true ghoul, or in packs of 5, 10, or 25 for your entire horde.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Honey Dazed","offers":[{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":46824911208687,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-10Pack-20250907144013545","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":46824911241455,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-5Pack-20250907144013546","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":46824911274223,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-1Pack-20250907144013546","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"25 Cards","offer_id":46824911306991,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-25Pack-20250907144013545","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/6568\/1830\/files\/fa32ddf0240ccb02326909d17bdc648c336e1742.png?v=1757285285"},{"product_id":"hex-the-halls-christmas-holiday-card","title":"Hex the Halls Christmas Holiday Card","description":"\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;' id=\"isPasted\"\u003eSend a witchy holiday card that says what everyone's really thinking. This funny 70s retro Christmas card is perfect for your bestie who's over the holiday stress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eTired of the same old holly jolly nonsense? Ditch the boring and embrace the bold with our \"Hex the Halls\" greeting card. It's a vibrant, psychedelic battle cry against seasonal stress, wrapped in a groovy 70s package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003ePerfect for the witchy woman, the pagan pal, or anyone in your coven who believes in hexing the stress and keeping the joy. Let them know you get it. The holidays are weird, and so are we. 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box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Bold Front Message: Features the phrase \"Hex the Halls\" in a vibrant, 70s-inspired psychedelic font.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); 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font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;' id=\"isPasted\"\u003eDitch the boring holiday fluff and send season's greetings that actually rock. Our punk rock skeleton holiday card is the perfect alternative for your favorite weirdo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003eServe up some serious \"sweet but deadly\" vibes this holiday season. Forget silent nights, we're here for a riotous holiday in the crypt. This card features two punk rock skeletons, decked out in their mohawk and leather-jacket best, dancing under a skull disco ball. It’s the perfect mix of spooky, cute, and chaotic for anyone who thinks traditional Christmas cards are a total snooze. Whether you're sending it to your ride-or-die, your goth bestie, or anyone who'd rather listen to The Clash than Christmas carols, this card says, \"From our crypt to yours. Eat, drink, and be scary.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Vibrant \u0026amp; Edgy Design: Features a retro-style illustration of two punk skeletons dancing on a bold pink background with the text \"HOLIDAY IN THE CRYPT.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cbr style='margin: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;'\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: \"Graphik Webfont\", -apple-system, \"Helvetica Neue\", \"Droid Sans\", Arial, \"sans-serif\"; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.16px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;'\u003e• Witty Inner Message: Inside reads, \"From our crypt to yours. 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