{"product_id":"burn-your-fucks-candle-amber-jar-9oz","title":"Burn Your Fucks Candle Amber Jar 9oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Burn Your Fucks Candle is a funny 9 oz scented candle in an amber glass jar, built for the work bestie, the burnt-out friend, and anyone running on spite and iced coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people meditate. Some people light a wick and watch the day's nonsense go up in smoke. Groovy 70s bubble letters, a butter-yellow label, and enough attitude to clear a room of unsolicited opinions. Light it, breathe, let it go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE CANDLE ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid, 2.75\" wide x 3.5\" tall with lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: approx. 6.9 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured vegan coconut apricot wax blend, natural color, no dyes, paraben-free and phthalate-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate-free fragrance oils, made without ingredients on California's Prop 65 list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free, zinc-free cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 50 hours of burn time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured means tiny variations in wax color and fill line (up to about 1\/4\"). Character, not a defect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel colors can read a touch brighter or warmer in person than on your screen. Physics, not a flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ PICK YOUR SCENT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame label, same attitude. Choose your smell from the dropdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Coral \u0026amp; Moss:\u003c\/strong\u003e Marine, camphor, pineapple, lavender, bamboo, dark musk, vetiver, amber, cedar. Salty, moody, and deep enough to drown out feedback nobody asked for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black cherry, raspberry, strawberry, plum, musk, vanilla, sugar. Dark berry syrup for days that need heavy sugarcoating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlood Orange:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, orange peel, mango, grapefruit, peach, green leaves, cedar, red currant. A citrus slap that resets your whole nervous system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Chai:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange peel, cardamom, cinnamon, peppercorn, cream, nutmeg, black tea, vanilla, clove. Spiced bakery chaos in a wool blanket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoconut Soleil:\u003c\/strong\u003e Amaretto, pineapple, banana, coconut, coconut milk, vanilla, tonka bean. An out-of-office autoreply you can smell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFallen Leaves:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apple, cinnamon, clove, pine, eucalyptus, juniper, cranberry, cedar. Crisp autumn air, zero tolerance for corporate buzzwords.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Free:\u003c\/strong\u003e No added fragrance. Just the clean glow of you minding your business.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeather \u0026amp; Labdanum:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clove, bergamot, rose, lavender, labdanum, leather, tobacco leaves, amber. Smoky and handsome, like a leather armchair in an empty library.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMorning Coffee:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coffee bean, sugar, coffee, vanilla. Dark roast steam for the email chain that should have been nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVanilla Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, green leaves, jasmine, heliotrope, sandalwood, musk, vanilla. Soft white florals and creamy vanilla to restore inner peace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE DESIGN ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStacked 1970s psychedelic bubble type on a square butter-yellow label: BURN in orange with retro flames, YOUR in cobalt blue, FUCKS in big bubbly letters, crowned with a hot magenta sparkle star. Built for a desk, a bathtub ledge, a mantel, or a nightstand that has seen things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ GIFT IT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour work wife surviving corporate survival mode. The burnt-out nurse, the blunt therapist, the teacher in her villain era. Office going-away parties, promotions, white elephant swaps, breakup care packages, first-apartment housewarmings, or your own post-Tuesday bath ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ BURN LIKE YOU MEAN IT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFirst burn: let the melt pool reach the edges (2 to 3 hours). Skip it and the candle tunnels, and tunneling is forever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrim the wick to 1\/4\" before every burn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMax 4 hours per burn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetire it when 1\/2\" of wax remains.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmpty jar? Freeze it, pop the leftover wax out, and keep the jar for brushes, pens, or tiny chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ CANDLE SAFETY ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFire is fun until it isn't. The boring rules, zero jokes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult use only. Not a toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever leave a burning candle unattended, and never burn it while you sleep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep clear of curtains, bedding, paper, drafts, and anything flammable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. The glass gets hot during and after burning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, and debris.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't move it while lit or while the wax is liquid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the flame gets too tall, smokes, or flickers repeatedly, blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick, then relight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✹ THE FINE PRINT ✹\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery candle is poured to order just for you, so all sales are final. 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