{"product_id":"thanks-for-the-trauma-mothers-day-card","title":"Mother's Day Card for Complicated Relationship - Sarcastic Trauma Humor Gift for Mom","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Mother's Day card blends dark humor with heartfelt honesty, perfect for celebrating a complicated relationship with a sarcastic twist. Designed for those who appreciate trauma-informed humor, this 5x7 art card turns the usual floral sentiment into a playful, therapy-approved laugh that honors your unique bond. Whether you're a cycle breaker or just want to acknowledge the journey with an edgy, tattoo-style aesthetic, this card is a bold way to say what flowers can’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✹ PRODUCT DETAILS ✹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Size: Standard 5x7 inch folded greeting card.\u003cbr\u003e• Exterior Design: A vibrant cornflower blue background featuring a centralized medallion. A realistic central eye is framed by a bold orange sunburst and two symmetrical tan snakes.\u003cbr\u003e• Floral Accents: Four traditional pink roses with green leaves anchor each corner of the design.\u003cbr\u003e• Sentiment: Front text reads \"THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING.\" in a vintage-inspired banner.\u003cbr\u003e• Interior Message: \"Trauma tax paid in full. Worth it for the personality upgrade. Love you.\"\u003cbr\u003e• Envelopes: Includes one white sealable envelope per card.\u003cbr\u003e• Finish Options:\u003cbr\u003e• 111lb Matte Cover: A triple-coated, non-reflective surface that provides high contrast and deep color saturation. Best for writing with standard pens.\u003cbr\u003e• 120lb Silk Cover: Permanent markers are recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✹ WHY IT’S THE PERFECT GIFT ✹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Niche Relatability: Perfectly captures the \"it’s complicated\" vibe for those navigating difficult or healing family dynamics.\u003cbr\u003e• Gift It: Great for moms with a dark sense of humor, therapy-literate friends, or as a \"chosen family\" tribute.\u003cbr\u003e• Keepsake Quality: The heavy 111lb and 120lb stocks ensure this feels like a piece of art that can be framed long after the holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Honey Dazed","offers":[{"title":"111# Matte Cover","offer_id":48003000402159,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Double-1Pack-20260316001105916","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"120# Silk Cover","offer_id":48003000434927,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Double-1Pack-20260316001105916","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/6568\/1830\/files\/Honey_Dazed_Greeting_Card_16Trauma.jpg?v=1775434435","url":"https:\/\/honeydazed.com\/products\/thanks-for-the-trauma-mothers-day-card","provider":"Honey Dazed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}