Alternative Holiday Card 'Merry Crisis' - Goth Punk Rock 5x7 Christmas Card

Send a sarcastic holiday card that screams 'Merry Crisis!' This funny, dark-humor greeting card is perfect for friends who get it. Let's embrace the chaos together.

Tired of all the forced cheer and glittery nonsense? We get it. This year, skip the saccharine sentiments and send a message that's actually, you know, real. The "Merry Crisis, Happy New Fear" card is for your ride-or-die, your work wife, your partner in crime—the one who texts you "lol everything is on fire" and truly means it. It's more than a card; it's a badge of honor for surviving another chaotic trip around the sun. Consider this your official permit to be a little weird, a little dark, and unapologetically yourself.

Welcome to the uprising.

Key Features:

Choose Your Vibe: Available on luxe, subtly sparkling Pearlescent Shimmer paper for a touch of glam resistance, or on a rich, Creamy Beige Matte for an earthy, vintage feel.

Perfectly Sized: Standard A7 (5" x 7") size, making it ideal for mailing or hand-delivering to your favorite co-conspirator.

The Punchline: The inside reads, "Consider this card your coping mechanism," complete with a little holly detail for that ironic festive touch.

Ready to Send: Each card comes with a high-quality, matching envelope. Because even rebels appreciate a good presentation.

Stock Up on Snark: Choose from a single card for that one special weirdo, a 5-pack for your inner circle, or a 10-pack to arm your entire squad against the holiday madness.