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A playful holiday card featuring a raccoon wearing a Santa hat, popping out of a trash can with a mischievous grin. The text above reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in bold, dripping letters. The card combines humor with a grungy, festive theme for a lighthearted take on the holiday season.
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A humorous holiday card featuring an illustration of Glenn Danzig from the Misfits riding a reindeer, wearing a Santa hat and wrapped in Christmas lights. The text at the top reads "Last Caress of Christmas" in icy blue letters, referencing the iconic Misfits song. The background depicts a snowy winter scene, combining punk rock and festive elements for a playful twist.
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A festive greeting card featuring an illustration of Robert Smith from The Cure, wearing a Santa hat. The card has a red background with white snowflakes and the text "Pictures of Yule" at the top, playfully referencing the song "Pictures of You." The card merges gothic and holiday themes for a unique seasonal twist.
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A humorous holiday card featuring a cartoon possum popping out of a trash can, wearing a Santa hat with fangs bared. The text at the top reads "It's the most trashiest time of the year," adding a playful and quirky twist to the holiday season.
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A black holiday card featuring gothic-style text that reads "Have Yourself a Gothy Merry Christmas." The design includes a skull wearing a Santa hat, bats, and ornate decorative borders, combining a dark, spooky aesthetic with festive holiday elements.
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A Christmas sweatshirt featuring a playful design with a cartoon Baphomet goat character wearing a Santa hat. The design includes the text "All Hail Santa" above the goat, with pentagrams in flames on either side. The goat is depicted in a meditative pose, adding a humorous and irreverent twist to holiday attire.
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A holiday sweatshirt featuring a cute Grim Reaper holding a scythe, wearing a Santa hat. Above the character is the text "Grave Tidings We Bring," surrounded by festive snowflakes and holiday-themed designs. The combination of spooky and festive elements adds a humorous twist to traditional holiday attire.
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A holiday sweatshirt featuring a cute ghost character wearing a Santa hat, with two smaller ghosts on either side. Above them is the playful text "Boo Humbug," surrounded by snowflakes and festive elements. The design humorously combines spooky and festive themes for a unique holiday look.
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