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A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
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A 5x7 inch Krampus Christmas card shown in two paper finishes. The front features a stylized illustration of the folklore demon Krampus with green skin, black horns, and a pink Santa hat. He carries a large pink sack filled with three skulls over his shoulder. Below him, the words "KRAMPUS IS COMING" are printed in bold pink text.  The inside of the card is blank on the left and has the printed text "Hope you've been beautifully bad this year." on the right.
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A unisex crewneck sweatshirt shown in red, green, and blue color options. The graphic features "HAIL SANTA" in a red, jagged, heavy metal-style font. The text is framed by a cream-colored wreath made of thorny branches. Inside the wreath are two red lightning bolts and two red bells with cream-colored pentagrams. An inverted candy cane cross sits at the bottom. This alternative holiday sweater has fleece texture, ribbed cuffs, and a classic fit, designed for goth, punk, and metalhead aesthetics.
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A 5x7 folded birthday card featuring a horror-themed design. The front shows the number “30s” in pink, gooey lettering with blood splatters and a dripping butcher knife through it. The bottom reads “YOU KILLED IT!” in red, jagged font. The inside right panel reads “HERE’S TO THE NEXT VICTIM: YOUR FORTIES!” with red blood dripping from the top. Card is printed on smooth white cardstock and comes with a white envelope. Designed for a milestone 40th birthday.
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A 5x7 birthday card with a horror-comedy design. The front features the word "20s" in pink gooey lettering with a bloody knife stabbing through it, surrounded by red blood splatter. Below it reads "YOU KILLED IT!" in dripping red font, set against a purple background with a rainbow foil tinsel curtain behind it. Inside, the right panel says "HERE'S TO THE NEXT VICTIM: YOUR THIRTIES!" with dripping red blood at the top and a pink cherry garland background.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Siouxsie Sioux in black and white with Santa hat, geometric patterns, and 'Spellbound by the Season' text, suspended by red ribbon
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"Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Nick Cave in black and white with Santa hat, Nordic patterns, and 'Where The Wild Mistletoes Grow' text, suspended by red ribbon
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Round purple metal Christmas ornament featuring skull wearing sunglasses and Santa hat with neon yellow beard, surrounded by Nordic-style pattern bands in red and yellow.
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Round blue metal Christmas ornament featuring Glenn Danzig in sunglasses and Christmas lights riding reindeer through snowy landscape. Text reads "Last Caress of Christmas" in icy font.
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Round pastel purple metal Christmas ornament featuring kawaii ghost in Santa hat with two smaller ghost friends and snowflakes. Text reads "Boo Humbug" in bubble letters.
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Round black metal Christmas ornament featuring cute pink bat with red wings wearing Santa hat, surrounded by pink bats and holly. Text reads "Have Yourself A Batty Little Christmas"
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