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Unisex crewneck sweatshirt in light pink or black printed on the front with a bold Krampus Ball graphic. A red-furred Krampus with curling purple horns and teal accents sits beneath jagged red Krampus Ball lettering, with gold bells, green stars, and a striped candy cane. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband in a classic unisex fit.
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Unisex crewneck sweatshirt in light pink or royal blue printed on the front with two cartoon raccoons flanking a fruitcake on a gold cake stand, framed by red poinsettias, green leaves, and cream banners that read A Little Festive, A Lot Feral. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband in a classic unisex fit.
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Black unisex crewneck sweatshirt printed on the front with a green furry Krampus in a hot pink Santa hat clutching a pink sack of skulls, surrounded by holly, under bold cream lettering that reads Krampus with a pink banner reading Is Coming. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband in a classic unisex fit.
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Light pink unisex crewneck sweatshirt printed on the front with a creepy cute black baby Krampus with small horns and a big pink bow, framed by lavender chains, silver bells, and lilac flames, above a cream banner reading Hell's Bells. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband in a classic unisex fit.
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Amber glass 9 oz jar candle with a matte black metal lid and a black devotional-style label. A haloed saint in a blue and white veil holds a gold chalice inside an ornate gold frame with roses and lilies, under the words Saint of Lost Fucks and the line What cannot be found need not be given. Creamy natural soy wax with a cotton wick.
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Hardcover journal with a matte vibrant orange cover featuring a retro illustration of a three-eyed mystic woman holding a balancing scale, surrounded by stars and floating eyes in pink, purple, and gold. Bold lettering reads Chronic Indecision. The back cover lists humorous Libra side effects. Blank unruled interior pages.
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Funny Burn Your Fucks scented candle in a 9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid. Square butter yellow label with 70s retro psychedelic bubble lettering: BURN in orange with groovy flames, YOUR in cobalt blue, FUCKS in big bubbly type under a hot magenta sparkle star, coconut apricot wax 9oz by Honey Dazed along the bottom. Snarky dopamine decor made for an office desk, bathtub ledge, or nightstand, a sweary coworker gift.
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Funny Libra zodiac candle in a 9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid. Bubblegum pink label with Libra in big groovy 70s retro red lettering, the phrase BURNING THROUGH MY OPTIONS in wavy purple and red typography, and tiny yellow and green daisies, coconut apricot wax 9oz by Honey Dazed at the bottom. Whimsical dopamine decor astrology candle made for a nightstand, desk, or bath shelf, a Libra birthday gift.
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Royal blue hardcover journal featuring a retro folk art design. A center pink arch frames the word VIRGO in golden groovy rounded lettering. Below sits an illustrated maiden with brown skin and dark hair, wearing a pink dress and holding a bundle of golden wheat. A dense floral border wraps the cover with daisies and blooms in orange, marigold yellow, cream white, and pink, accented by green leaves and stems. Matte finish cover with a blue spine reading Virgo. Lined pages inside.
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A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
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A 5x7 inch pearlescent silver greeting card featuring a flat vector illustration of the drag queen Divine in a red mermaid gown holding a heart-shaped box of chocolates. The text above reads "You're The Filthiest Person Alive" in bold red script with pink sparkles. The card has a shimmering finish that reflects light. Inside text reads "...and I love it." The back features the Honey Dazed logo. Includes a matching envelope.
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A glossy 5x7 inch spiral bound notebook featuring the phrase Inner Peace Outer Chaos in retro 70s typography. The cover showcases a vibrant psychedelic design on a mustard yellow background with a central trippy sun motif containing three mystical eyes. Below the sun, text reads Meditations, Mantras, and Meltdown Notes in bold black font. The journal has a durable black metal spiral binding and contains 150 lined pages for writing, shadow work, or daily planning.
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