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A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
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A 5x7 folded birthday card featuring a horror-themed design. The front shows the number “30s” in pink, gooey lettering with blood splatters and a dripping butcher knife through it. The bottom reads “YOU KILLED IT!” in red, jagged font. The inside right panel reads “HERE’S TO THE NEXT VICTIM: YOUR FORTIES!” with red blood dripping from the top. Card is printed on smooth white cardstock and comes with a white envelope. Designed for a milestone 40th birthday.
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A 5x7 birthday card with a horror-comedy design. The front features the word "20s" in pink gooey lettering with a bloody knife stabbing through it, surrounded by red blood splatter. Below it reads "YOU KILLED IT!" in dripping red font, set against a purple background with a rainbow foil tinsel curtain behind it. Inside, the right panel says "HERE'S TO THE NEXT VICTIM: YOUR THIRTIES!" with dripping red blood at the top and a pink cherry garland background.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Siouxsie Sioux in black and white with Santa hat, geometric patterns, and 'Spellbound by the Season' text, suspended by red ribbon
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"Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Nick Cave in black and white with Santa hat, Nordic patterns, and 'Where The Wild Mistletoes Grow' text, suspended by red ribbon
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Round purple metal Christmas ornament featuring skull wearing sunglasses and Santa hat with neon yellow beard, surrounded by Nordic-style pattern bands in red and yellow.
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Round blue metal Christmas ornament featuring Glenn Danzig in sunglasses and Christmas lights riding reindeer through snowy landscape. Text reads "Last Caress of Christmas" in icy font.
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Round pastel purple metal Christmas ornament featuring kawaii ghost in Santa hat with two smaller ghost friends and snowflakes. Text reads "Boo Humbug" in bubble letters.
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Round black metal Christmas ornament featuring cute pink bat with red wings wearing Santa hat, surrounded by pink bats and holly. Text reads "Have Yourself A Batty Little Christmas"
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Round purple metal Christmas ornament featuring Drag Queen Divine in Santa hat and red dress with colored Christmas lights. Text reads "Have A Divine Christmas" in retro psychedelic lettering.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring angry possum in Santa hat emerging from trash can. Text reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in dripping font with stars.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Robert Smith silhouette in black with white Santa hat, red lips, and snowflake details. Text reads "Pictures of Yule" in white script.
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Holiday jumper sweatshirt with "HAVE YOURSELF A TRASHY LITTLE CHRISTMAS" text above a possum wearing a Santa hat, peeking out of a garbage can. Bold, punk-style lettering in red and yellow.
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A playful holiday card featuring a raccoon wearing a Santa hat, popping out of a trash can with a mischievous grin. The text above reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in bold, dripping letters. The card combines humor with a grungy, festive theme for a lighthearted take on the holiday season.
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A humorous holiday card featuring an illustration of Glenn Danzig from the Misfits riding a reindeer, wearing a Santa hat and wrapped in Christmas lights. The text at the top reads "Last Caress of Christmas" in icy blue letters, referencing the iconic Misfits song. The background depicts a snowy winter scene, combining punk rock and festive elements for a playful twist.
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