Childless Cat Lady Tote Bag

The Childless Cat Ladies are clawing back at couch-loving politicians faster than you can say "J.D. Vance's furniture fetish." Featuring a dynamic duo of felines framed by a border frillier than a conservative's clutched pearls, it's the purr-fect way to say "I'd rather scoop litter than listen to another word from Hillbilly Elegy's poster boy." With a design bolder than J.D.'s claims about running the country, this tote is ready to carry your feminist agenda and scratch up some patriarchal nonsense. Ready to join the meow-vement? Who knows, maybe by 2024 we'll have swapped couch-cuddlers for a Kamala-led catnip revolution. Now that's a campaign we can purr about!

👜 15" x 16" of pure feline feminist fury
🎨 Available in black and natural canvas (colors J.D. probably can't distinguish)
✌️ Double-sided print (because your sass deserves 360° visibility) 
🧵 100% cotton canvas (softer than a kitten, tougher than the patriarchy)
🛍️ 20" handles (perfect for shouldering the weight of societal expectations)
🧼 Spot clean, line dry (unlike certain politicians' reputations)

Swing this bad boy over your shoulder and watch the couch-cuddlers squirm. Use it for grocery shopping (catnip and wine, anyone?), as a book bag for your feminist literature, or to haul supplies for your next protest. Perfect for carrying your "How to Not Write Terrible Books About Appalachia" journal or smuggling snacks into the latest documentary screening. Gift it to your favorite feline feminist or use it as a litmus test for potential dates - if they don't get it, they're probably too busy writing about their loving relationship with home furnishings.

Remember, in a world full of J.D. Vances, be a childless cat lady with a kickass tote bag. It's time to get catty with the patriarchy!