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T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
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Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Size Chart
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
Black t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
White t-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
T-shirt featuring a surreal, psychedelic design centered on the chest. An open mouth with sharp vampire-like teeth and pink tongue dominates the image. Between the teeth, a hypnotic swirling pattern in rainbow colors leads to a single eyeball on the tongue.
HONEY DAZED

Eat the Rich Unisex Tee

$22.00

Attention all nocturnal activists and daywalking rebels! Prepare to sink your teeth into the juiciest, most deliciously subversive tee this side of the bourgeoisie buffet. Our "Eat the Rich" shirt isn't just clothing - it's a full-course meal of anti-capitalist sentiment with a side of gothic glamour. 

Picture this: a jet-black canvas as dark as the souls of corporate fat cats, emblazoned with a design that screams "I came to party and redistribute wealth, and I'm all out of party." Two fierce purple vampire mouths, fangs gleaming like the hopes of the proletariat, frame a trippy orange spiral that's hypnotic enough to entrance even the most hardened Wall Street wolf. Splattered around this mouth-watering masterpiece? Blood-red dots, because nothing says "eat the rich" quite like a little culinary carnage.

But wait, there's more! This isn't just any old tee - it's a unisex wonder available in sizes small to 3XL, because revolution comes in all shapes and sizes. The classic fit and crew neckline are perfect for shouting slogans or moshing at your local anarchist punk show.

 And that collar? Ribbed knitting that's tougher than your resolve to dismantle oppressive systems.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is softer than a billionaire's hands and more durable than the working-class spirit. It's the perfect blend of comfort and rebellion, ideal for long nights of planning the downfall of late-stage capitalism or just looking cool at your local goth club. But here's the real kicker - this tee isn't just talking the talk. It's walking the walk, made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Because fighting the power shouldn't mean exploiting the people, right? It's a shirt with a conscience, much like the awesome activist wearing it.

So whether you're a punk rocker with a penchant for political theory, a goth with a grudge against the 1%, or just someone who thinks billionaires might make a tasty snack, this shirt is your new uniform. I

Wear it to protests, parties, or your next family gathering (if you're feeling particularly brave). Remember, in a world of conformity, be a vampire. In a sea of capitalist sheep, be the wolf (or, well, the bloodsucker).

It's time to show the world that you're ready to eat the rich - figuratively, of course. Unless...? No, no, definitely figuratively. Probably. This shirt doesn't just start conversations; it starts revolutions. So slip it on, bare your fangs, and get ready to take a bite out of injustice. The feast of the century is about to begin, and you're dressed for dinner!