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Trashy Possum Christmas Jumper

$40.00
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Move over, reindeer โ€“ there's a new Christmas critter in town, and it's not afraid to get its paws dirty! Our "Trashy Little Christmas" sweatshirt is the unholy union of punk rock and holiday cheer, with a dash of dumpster diving for good measure.ย 

๐Ÿงต Crew neck design โ€“ perfect for showing off your trash panda tattoos
๐ŸŒ™ Self-fabric 1/2 moon neck patch โ€“ because even garbage connoisseurs appreciate the finer things
๐Ÿšป Unisex sizing โ€“ trash knows no gender
๐ŸŽจ Four gloriously grimy shades: "Dumpster Dive Blue," "Garbage Truck Green," "Trash Fire Red," and "Alley Cat Black"
๐Ÿงบ Care instructions: Wash cold, dry low, iron low, skip bleach and dry cleaning (we keep it simple, like our taste in cuisine)

Want to turn your family's White Elephant party into a Trash Panda Takeover? This sweatshirt is your VIP pass to the naughty list. Gift it to your favorite nocturnal nomad, that friend who thinks "All I Want for Christmas" is a cover by The Ramones, or anyone who believes in keeping the "trash" in Christmas. Remember, why blend in when you were born to scatter garbage? Merry Dumpster-mas, you beautiful weirdos!

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Holiday jumper sweatshirt with "HAVE YOURSELF A TRASHY LITTLE CHRISTMAS" text above a possum wearing a Santa hat, peeking out of a garbage can. Bold, punk-style lettering in red and yellow.

Trashy Possum Christmas Jumper

$40.00