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A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
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Ready to crown your chaos? This Jingle Hell Survivors Club sarcastic greeting card delivers dark humor for the cynical and anti-Christmas crowd. A pearlescent shimmer 5x7 card, perfect for anyone who survived the holiday season.

The exclusive Honey Dazed design features our notoriously exhausted devil imp clutching coffee and proudly displaying his "I Tried" merit badge. This alternative greeting is ideal for those who prefer morose merriment and unapologetic gifts.

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The Vibe: Officially join the Jingle Hell Survivors Club with this darkly funny holiday necessity.

The Message: Inside reads: "May your eggnog be strong, your relatives tolerable, and your hangovers merciful. Happy Jingle Hell Afterparty."

The Finish: Printed on heavy card stock with a shimmering, pearlized finish, maximalist vibes required.

The Match: Includes a crisp, high-quality envelope ready for immediate gifting.

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This cynical gift idea is the ultimate white elephant selection or gag gift for a coworker, pessimist friend, or any relative who truly needs a post-holiday survival reminder. Send a moment of chaos to anyone enduring the winter season.

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Size: 5 inches x 7 inches (A7, folded)
Material: Premium Pearlescent Shimmer Card Stock
Packaging: Available in single cards, or optimized packs of 5 or 10
Envelopes: Matching envelopes included

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A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.

Anti Christmas Jingle Hell Survivors Club: Gothic Dark Humor Holiday Greeting Card, Pearlescent

$8.50