Cemetery Picnic Society Tote Bag: Natural Canvas Goth Shopper • Dark Academia Book Bag
Join the club. The dress code is casual, and the company is... quiet.
Officially inaugurating the Cemetery Picnic Society. Because let's be honest, the living are exhausting, and the Victorian goths really had the right idea: sandwiches taste better when consumed in the peaceful company of mossy headstones and weeping willows. This isn't just a bag; it's your membership card to the quietest lunch club in town.
Perfect for hauling your existential dread, your favorite gothic literature, or a modest feast of cheese and grapes to your local necropolis. It’s giving "I brake for old graveyards" energy with a side of main-character syndrome.
PRODUCT DETAILS
The Vibe: Vintage typography meets dark cottagecore aesthetics. A nod to the 19th-century tradition of dining with the dearly departed.
The Fabric: A durable, high-quality Poly-Cotton blend (approx. 25% cotton / 75% polyester). It handles the weight of your heavy books (and heavier thoughts) without breaking a sweat.
The Look: Natural, unbleached canvas color. It hides the grave dirt better than white and matches your entire "sepia-toned mystery" wardrobe.
The Reality: Unlike your emotional state, this bag is structured and reliable.
SPECS & SIZING
Dimensions: 14" W x 15" H (35cm x 38cm). Big enough for a laptop, small enough to not look like you're moving out.
Handle Drop: 10 inches. Slides easily over a leather jacket or a velvet cape.
Design: Single-sided or double-sided print (your choice).
Construction: Canvas texture with no gusset for a slim profile.
Care: Machine Washable. Featuring a resilient blend, these bags maintain their shape and color even after washing. (Cold water, gentle cycle. Don't bleach it; you're not trying to exorcise it.)
GIFT IT
The ultimate offering for the Taphophile (that's a fancy word for cemetery lover), the Dark Academia scholar who actually reads the footnotes, or that one friend who treats Halloween as a lifestyle rather than a holiday. Perfect for:
- Goth Gardeners planting nightshades and poisonous herbs.
- Urban Explorers (Urbex) needing a sturdy stash bag for abandoned adventures.
- Witchy Book Clubs and library hauls.
- Spooky Baskets and "Summerween" gifting.
ADD TO CART to secure your membership. The meeting starts at dusk. Don't be late.
































