Listen up, you fabulous feline enthusiasts! The Childless Cat Ladies are clawing back at furniture-loving politicians faster than you can say "JD Vance's Appalachian adventure."  With a design more intricate than Vance's explanations about his couch comments, it's guaranteed to make conservative uncles more uncomfortable than a long-haired cat in a heat wave. Ready to tell the world you prefer purrs to political nonsense?

🐱 100% cotton (unlike certain political narratives)
🎭 Peach and orchid shades
🌿 Eco-friendly dyes (because we care about more than just winning elections) 
🧵 Slightly cropped (like we wish certain political careers were)
🌎 Ethically made (a concept some politicians should look into)
🧺 Easy to care for (if only voting rights were protected this well)

Slap this tee on and strut to the polls, your next protest, or just to the bodega for more cat food. It's perfect for those days when you need to remind everyone that cat ladies are the real power players. Gift it to your favorite political activist or use it to start conversations about the real issues - like why cats are better than politicians. Remember, in a world of couch commentators, be a cat-loving revolutionary. Viva la feline resistance!