Childless Cat Lady Shirt
Unleash your inner feline feminist with this purr-fectly progressive tee! It's not just a shirt; it's a roaring statement of cat-girl power that'll make misogynists' whiskers twitch. This groovy graphic tee screams, "I'd rather pet cats than patriarchy," louder than a midnight meow chorus. Slip it on and watch the normies hiss.
🐾 100% ring-spun cotton (softer than your cat's belly)
👚 Classic unisex fit (because equality starts with fashion)
🎨 Eye-popping retro typography with sassy cat silhouettes
🌈 Available in sizes XS to 5XL (room for all cool cats)
🧵 Ribbed collar that holds shape (unlike your political opponents)
🧼 Easy care: machine wash warm, tumble dry low (no hairballs, please)
Ready to ruffle some fur? This tee is your ticket to the cool cats' club. Perfect for rocking at rallies, brunch revolutions, or just annoying your dog-person roommate. Gift it to your favorite feline-loving feminist or use it as a litmus test for potential dates.
Remember: real progressives let the cats walk all over them – literally and figuratively. Meow for change, darling!