Childless Cat Lady Sticker
Who run the world? Childless cat ladies, apparently! Embrace your feline-loving, kid-free lifestyle with this purr-fectly sassy sticker. JD Vance thinks we're miserable? Ha! We're too busy ruling the country and collecting cat hair to be miserable, darling.
Slap it on your laptop and watch the conservatives cough up hairballs.
Features:
🐱 Material: Vinyl (tougher than our resolve)
📏 Size: 5.5"x2.6"
🎨 Design: Bold typography with sassy cat silhouettes (just like us)
💧 Finish: Plain or water-resistant in Glitter or Gem (choose your armor against patriarchal tears)
🏠 Care: Indoor use only (like your precious feline overlords)
Ready to ruffle some fur in the political litter box? This sticker is your battle cry. Perfect for jazzing up water bottles, planners, or that suspiciously empty space on your "Future President" vision board. Gift it to your favorite feminist, childless cat-loving comrade or treat yourself – because nothing says "I'm thriving" like a sticker that makes conservatives clutch their pearls.
Remember, in a world full of JD Vances, be a proud, childless cat lady – independent, sassy, and always landing on your feet. Who needs kids when you've got a country to run and cats to pet?