The Childless Cat Ladies are clawing back at couch-loving politicians faster than you can say "J.D. Vance's furniture fetish." This sticker is sassier than a cat with opposable thumbs and more likely to leave a mark than certain VP nominees on their living room sets. Featuring a dynamic duo of felines framed by a border frillier than a conservative's clutched pearls, it's the purr-fect way to say "I'd rather scoop litter than listen to another word from Hillbilly Elegy's poster boy." With colors bolder than J.D.'s claims about running the country, this sticker is ready to scratch up some patriarchal nonsense. Ready to join the meow-vement?

Who knows, maybe by 2024 we'll have swapped couch-cuddlers for a Kamala-led catnip revolution. Now that's a campaign we can purr about!

🐱 3x3 inches of pure feline feminist fury
🌈 Available in pink, purple, and mauve (shades J.D. probably can't distinguish)
💦 Choose from plain, gem, or glitter finish (all more appealing than a certain author's prose)
🏠 Indoor use only (unlike certain politicians' reputations)

Slap this Election 2024 bad boy on your laptop and watch the couch-cuddlers squirm. Perfect for decorating your "How to Not Write Terrible Books About Appalachia" journal or sending a not-so-subtle message to that one colleague who thinks "childless cat ladies" is an insult.

Remember, in a world full of J.D. Vances, be a childless cat lady. It's time to get catty with the patriarchy!