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2026 Retro Floral Planner of Controlled Chaos - Hardcover 70s Weekly Organizer for ADHD & Overthinkers

$35.00
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Let's be real: perfect, color-coded, unicorn-and-rainbows planning isn't for everyone. Some of us are powered by caffeine, anxiety, and a touch of cosmic dread. For those who thrive in the beautiful mess, we present The 2026 Planner of Controlled Chaos, your official command center for wrangling the beautiful disaster that is your life.

This isn't your mom's guilt-inducing agenda. It’s a space to be unapologetically you, whether you’re blooming brilliantly or just deciding to "wilt artfully" for a day (or a week, no judgment). With a groovy 70s floral design that hides a few witchy secrets and a healthy dose of sarcastic reality, this planner is for the overthinkers, the creative spirits, and anyone who knows that the best plans are the ones that leave room for a little bit of mayhem.

Stop trying to fit your beautifully chaotic brain into a boring, rigid box. It's time for a planner that gets you.

✨ Tame the Void (Or At Least Write Down Your Appointments): ✨

DURABLE HARDCOVER: A sturdy, 70pt chipboard hardcover with a lush satin matte lamination that feels amazing and protects your brilliant (and occasionally questionable) ideas from spills and existential despair.

UNDATED MONTHLY & WEEKLY PAGES: Start whenever you want. Skip a month. Who cares? This is your timeline. Each monthly view includes a to-do list, and each weekly view has ample space for notes, doodles, and "notes from the void."

PREMIUM SMOOTH PAPER: 120 pages (60 sheets) of glorious 60 lb text-smooth paper that’s a dream to write on. No annoying bleed-through to distract from your master plans.

STAY-FLAT SPIRAL BINDING: A sturdy 9/16 inch metal wire-o spiral binding lets the planner lay perfectly flat, making it easy to write from edge to edge while you plot your world (or weekend) domination.

YEAR-AT-A-GLANCE: Includes a 2026-2027 overview so you can plan your long-term schemes and remember important dates, like your half-birthday or the anniversary of that one time you were right.

EXTRA NOTES PAGES: Because your genius can't be contained. A full page of notes at the end of each week and each month provides the space you need for brainstorming, journaling, or listing all the reasons you're a rockstar.

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A sage green hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with the title "The 2026 Planner of Controlled Chaos" in a funky, retro 70s-style font. The cover features a groovy illustration of orange and pink flowers in a vase, with one flower depicted as an eyeball. The text reads "Bloom where you're planted. Or just wilt artfully." and "Notes from the Void." The planner has a gold metal wire-o binding. The back cover shows a decorative floral frame with a "Property Of" section

2026 Retro Floral Planner of Controlled Chaos - Hardcover 70s Weekly Organizer for ADHD & Overthinkers

$35.00