Eat the Rich Retro Vampire Patch
Slap this bad boy on your battle vest and watch billionaires squirm. The flame-stitched "EAT THE RICH" takes on a different meaning when it's embroidered with actual bite marks. Perfect for anyone who thinks guillotines are vintage chic and Marx had the right idea about dinner parties.
⚡ PRODUCT DETAILS ⚡
- 3x3" embroidered design with vampire fangs detail
- Premium twill fabric (26% cotton, 74% polyester) for durability
- Iron-on backing for easy application to most fabrics
- Fade-resistant colors maintain vibrancy through washing
🔥 APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS 🔥
- Heat the iron to the fabric's maximum temperature (no steam)
- Place a thin cloth or parchment paper over the patch
- Press firmly for 25 seconds on each side
- Allow to cool, then check edges, repeat if needed
- For permanent attachment, hand-stitch around edges
- Full adhesion achieved in 48 hours