Eat The Rich Ringer Tee
You don’t need a silver spoon to know late-stage capitalism is rotten—but this t-shirt helps. The "Eat The Rich" design makes it clear: hoarding wealth is out, redistributing it is in. With a classic ringer fit, this tee gives riot-ready punk energy with vintage styling—perfect for anyone who reads economic theory for fun. Featuring contrasting trim, ultra-soft cotton, and a design that belongs in a protest poster, this shirt was made for people who ask "why not guillotines?" unironically.
Features:
🍽 Available in off-white & heather grey
💀 100% ring-spun cotton softness (Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly)
🔥 Vintage-inspired unisex ringer fit (S–3XL)
💀 Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar & sleeves
📢 Machine washable & dystopia-proof
Gift it to: activists, rebels, punks, and anyone who side-eyes billionaire space trips. Wear it to marches, museums, bookstores, or just around town to start a conversation. If wealth hoarding is a disease, consider this the cure.