Sink your fangs into capitalism's jugular with our "Eat the Rich" sweatshirt. Dripping with punk attitude and goth allure, it's the perfect uniform for your next revolution or midnight graveyard bash.

👊 65% cotton/35% polyester blend: Cozy enough for plotting world domination, light enough for running from the man
🦇 Unisex sizes SM-3XL: From petite rebels to plus-size punks, we've got you covered 🖤 Available in black and charcoal: Because nothing says "eat the rich" like the color of their souls
🧺 Low-maintenance care: Toss it in the wash like you toss aside societal norms |
🤘 Regular fit: Room for both your body and your anarchist spirit

Ready to feast on the upper crust? Pair this bad boy with ripped jeans and combat boots for peak "stick it to the man" vibes. Gift it to your favorite anticapitalist werewolf or that friend who's always ranting about late-stage capitalism. When you rock this sweatshirt, you're not just making a statement – you're starting a goddamn revolution. So slip it on, raise your fist, and let's show those fat cats what's really on the menu. Eat the rich, wear the rebellion!