Gothic Skull Hardcover Spiral Planner - Dark Humor Journal - Morbid Witchy Office Decor Agenda for Overthinkers

Embrace the beautiful chaos with this dark humor hardcover spiral planner. Our snarky undated weekly agenda is the perfect gothic office decor for the beautifully busy.

Let's be real, your free time is dead and gone, survived by an endless list of to-dos and a vague sense of purpose. Pour one out for leisure with our "Obituary for Free Time" planner, the ultimate tool for navigating the glorious dumpster fire of modern life. Our journal is a hardcover testament to your hustle, a weekly resurrection of your will to live, and a snarky companion for every meeting that could have been an email. Designed for the overthinkers, the chaos coordinators, and anyone who uses sarcasm as a primary coping mechanism, this planner gives you the space to organize your descent into greatness, or at least make it to Friday.

Whether you're looking for a funny office gift for your most overworked coworker or a personal tool to manage your own beautiful madness, this planner understands. No judgment for starting in June, skipping a month, or exclusively using it to document your favorite true crime podcasts. Your world, your rules.

Features Designed for Your Beautiful Disaster:

• ✨ Full 2026 Calendar Year: Your trusty guide through every glorious moment, from January's resolutions to December's regrets.

• ✨ Weekly & Monthly Spreads: Get a bird's-eye view of your month and then dive into the nitty-gritty with spacious weekly layouts. Perfect for tracking appointments, deadlines, and social obligations you're dreading.

• ✨ Massive Notes Pages: A full, unlined page for notes, doodles, and existential crises follows EVERY week and EVERY month. Your thoughts deserve room to roam.

• ✨ Durable Hardcover & Spiral Binding: A sturdy 8.5" x 11" hardcover protects your plans from spills and existential despair, while the lay-flat spiral design makes writing a breeze, even when you're frantically scribbling.

• ✨ Premium Paper: Features 120 pages (60 sheets) of quality 60 lb. paper that can handle your favorite pens, highlighters, and the occasional tear of frustration.

• ✨ Mystical Retro Design: A stunning dark blue cover with a vintage 70s-inspired All-Seeing Eye graphic that's equal parts cosmic wisdom and comedic relief.

This Planner is For You If...

• ...you're a work bestie who deserves a laugh instead of another boring corporate-branded notebook.

• ...you're a feminist friend plotting to smash the patriarchy between Zoom meetings and yoga class.

• ...you're a college student navigating a sea of deadlines, ramen noodles, and profound life questions.

• ...you wield sarcasm as a superpower and believe your planner should have as much personality as you do.

• ...you're looking for a spiritual agenda that doesn't take itself too seriously.

The Ultimate Gift for Surviving in Style

Searching for the perfect snarky office gift, a hilarious white elephant surprise, or a well-deserved treat for yourself? Stop looking. This is the agenda for anyone who is tired of pretending they have it all together. It’s the perfect gag gift for your favorite coworker, a motivational tool for your most ambitious friend, and a personal trophy for surviving another year.