Attention holiday rebels and yuletide anarchists! The reindeer have mutinied, and they're wearing our Spooky Christmas sweatshirt as their battle flag. 

🧵 65% cotton/35% polyester – softer than a vampire's whisper
👕 Unisex sizes SM-3XL – from petite poltergeist to jumbo ghoul
🎨 Available in "Void," "Bloodbath," and "Purgatory Heather"
🧼 Machine washable – because even the undead sweat
👻 Regular fit – room for your ghostly gut or phantom limbs

Want to be the reason your neighbors put up crucifixes instead of Christmas lights? This sweater is your ticket to the naughty list. Perfect for the friend who thinks eggnog is just monster saliva, or anyone who wants to make the baby Jesus do a double-take. Remember, 'tis the season to be jolly... and a whole lot of creepy!