Funny Mother’s Day card in a 5x7 size featuring a vibrant chartreuse green background. The centralized design shows two pink hands with an electric blue eye in each palm, surrounded by cream stars. The retro bubble text reads "YOU RAISED A HANDFUL. PROUD OF YOU." A plum and pink geometric diamond border frames the card. This high-fidelity print mimics a 70s psychedelic art style with a flat matte or silk finish. A white sealable envelope is included with the handmade card.

Greeting Cards

Mother's Day Card Psychedelic Maximalist Humor - Retro Illustration for Mom Birthday Greeting

Name: Mother's Day Card Psychedelic Maximalist Humor - Retro Illustration for Mom Birthday Greeting
Brand: Honey Dazed
Price: 8.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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ORDER BY DEC 10 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY

✿ Made to order✿ Ships in 3 to 7 business days

THE DIRT

Celebrate the wild, wonderful chaos of motherhood with this vibrant psychedelic Mother’s Day card that’s as bold and colorful as the woman it’s for.

You were a lot to handle—let’s not pretend otherwise. This isn’t a card for the "perfect" kid; it’s a high-contrast, maximalist tribute to the woman who didn't just survive your chaos but handled it like a total pro. Featuring a vibrant chartreuse background and fuchsia hands with a mystical eye motif, this card delivers a dose of "Dopamine Decor" straight to her mailbox. Whether she's a "Mystical Mama," a retro enthusiast, or just a woman with a really good sense of humor, this card is the bold acknowledgment of her superior parenting skills.

✹ PRODUCT DETAILS ✹

• Size: 5x7 inches, the ideal dimensions for a standout mantle display or a framed keepsake.
• Material: Available in your choice of two premium finishes to suit your writing style.
• 111lb Matte Cover: Triple-coated for a non-glare finish that boosts contrast and ensures flawless ink transfer.
• 120lb Silk Cover: A premium coated surface with a slight sheen, perfect for intense colors and uniform clarity.
• Symbols: Centralized design featuring two hamsa-style hands with blue eyes, retro typography, and a plum geometric diamond border.
• Inclusions: Each card comes with a white sealable envelope for a clean, professional look.
• Writing Tip: We recommend a permanent marker for the Silk finish, while the Matte cover works perfectly with standard ballpoint pens.

SHIPPING

Made to order, just for you

Every Honey Dazed piece is made after you order it. Most orders ship within 3 to 7 business days. Personalized and custom pieces can take a little longer, and we'll let you know if yours will.

Split shipments

Some orders are made in different places, so you may get more than one package, each with its own tracking.

Tracking

Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number by email. After that, delivery timing is in the carrier's hands. We can't guarantee delivery dates, and carrier delays (holidays, weather, election season) are outside our control.

Stickers and small flat items

Sticker-only and other small flat orders may ship by standard letter mail, which doesn't include tracking. If yours hasn't arrived within 3 weeks of shipping, email us and we'll sort it out.

Double check your address

Please make sure your shipping address is correct and complete at checkout. We ship to the address you enter. If a package is returned or lost because of an incorrect or incomplete address, we aren't able to cover a replacement or reshipment.

Spot a typo? Email dazed@honeydazed.com right away. If your order hasn't gone into production yet, we'll do our best to fix it.

Delivered means delivered

Once tracking shows your package as delivered, it's officially in your hands. We aren't responsible for packages lost or stolen after delivery, porch pirates included. If tracking says delivered but you can't find it:

Check with neighbors, your building's mailroom and around the property
Give it a day or two, since carriers sometimes mark packages delivered early
Contact the carrier directly with your tracking number

We recommend shipping to a secure address or somewhere someone can receive it.

Lost packages

If your tracking hasn't updated in 10 business days, or your package never shows as delivered, email dazed@honeydazed.com with your order number. We'll open a trace with the carrier. Once the carrier confirms the package is lost, we'll reship your order or refund it.

Returned to sender

If a package comes back to us because it was undeliverable, refused or unclaimed, we can reship it once you cover the new shipping cost. Packages returned because of an incorrect address aren't eligible for a free reship.

International orders

Customs fees, duties and import taxes are the buyer's responsibility. Customs can add delays we can't control.

Damaged or wrong item?

If your order arrives damaged, defective or isn't what you ordered, send a photo to dazed@honeydazed.com within 72 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.

Questions? We're at dazed@honeydazed.com.

RETURNS

The 14-day rule

You have 14 days from delivery to request a return. Email returns@honeydazed.com first. Returns sent back without a request can't be accepted.

The deadline

Once your return is approved, it must be received by us within 30 days of your original delivery date. Returns that arrive after that can't be refunded.

What can come back

Full-price items that are unused, unworn and unwashed, with tags attached and in original packaging. You're responsible for return shipping, and it must be sent with tracking. Accepted returns are refunded minus a 10% restocking fee.

Where to send it

Only ship your return after we've approved it, to:

Honey Dazed
C/O J. Law
PO Box 10727
Killeen, Texas 76547

Sale items are final

Anything purchased on sale, or marked Clearance or Final Sale, can't be returned or exchanged.

What else is final sale

Some pieces are made to fit the exact device you choose, so they can't be returned or exchanged. Please double-check your phone model before you order.

Phone cases and other device-specific items
Custom, personalized and custom framed pieces

For hygiene and safety reasons:

Swimwear
Socks
Earrings
Face masks
Candles

And because return shipping would cost more than the item:

Stickers, pins, buttons, patches and greeting cards
Gift cards and digital downloads

Books, journals, planners and coloring books can be returned only if unopened and unwritten in.

Exchanges

The fastest way to swap is to return the original (once your return is approved) and place a new order for the item you want.

Refunds

Once your return arrives and passes inspection, we'll refund your original payment method. Original shipping costs aren't refundable. We aren't responsible for returns that are damaged or lost on the way back to us, so please pack well and use tracking.

Questions? We're at dazed@honeydazed.com.