Our "Pictures of Yule" crewneck is what happens when Santa's workshop gets a moody makeover.

👕 65% cotton/35% polyester blend – softer than velvet underground
🎸 Unisex sizes SM-3XL – from petite punk to XL goth
🎨 Available in "Electric Blue" – because even goths need a pop of color sometimes
🧺 Care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron low, no bleach, no dry cleaning (we like our clothes as low-maintenance as our emotional states)
👻 Regular fit – room for your holiday feast (or your emotional baggage)

Want to make Rudolph's nose the second reddest thing at the Christmas party? Slip into this bad boy and watch carolers switch to "Love Cats." Gift it to your favorite mope-rock enthusiast, that friend who thinks "Jingle Bells" needs more distortion, or anyone who believes mistletoe is just nature's way of saying "kiss me, kiss me, kiss me." Remember, in a world full of reindeers, be a black-clad misfit! Merry Gothmas, you beautiful disasters!