Maximalist Undated Planner 2026 - 2027: Funny Sarcastic ADHD Friendly Spiral Agenda & Funny Mental Health Journal

Ready to document the chaos? Our undated planner is a permission slip to be a hot mess in an organized fashion.

Start anytime. Stop anytime. No guilt. Just vibes.

Designed for the overthinkers, the "neurospicy," and the ones who are calm on the outside but screaming on the inside. This completely undated planner is the ultimate tool for ADHD organization and dopamine decor enthusiasts. Whether you are plotting world domination or just trying to remember to drink water, this 8.5 x 11-inch hardcover beauty is your new best friend. Featuring a "Flexible & Forgiving" layout, it lets you skip a week (or a month) without wasting a single page.

Welcome to Scheduled Hysteria. Grab a pen and let’s make some questionable decisions.

THE KILLER DETAIL

• Pick Your Poison: Customize your chaos with our heavy-duty 9/16 inch metal Wire-O spiral binding. Choose Black for a classic, moody look or Gold for a sharp, metallic edge. Both options lay perfectly flat, making it a dream for lefties and aggressive scribblers alike.
• Built to Survive the Apocalypse (or Your Tote Bag): The sturdy 8.5 x 11-inch hardcover features a luxurious laminated satin matte finish. It’s spill-resistant, tear-resistant, and existential-dread-resistant. It feels silky smooth to the touch—pure sensory bliss for the tactile obsessed.
• Premium Paper for Serious Scheming: Inside, you’ll find 120 pages (60 sheets) of 60 lb. paper. It’s substantial, smooth, and minimizes bleed-through, so you can use your favorite gel pens or highlighters without fear of ghosting.
• Space for Your Spiraling Thoughts: We know your genius is messy. That’s why each week and month includes dedicated sections for to-do lists and full pages for notes. Scribble, doodle, manifest, or vent—it all belongs here.

INSIDE THE CHAOS

• Completely Undated: Includes Yearly (2026-2027), Monthly, and Weekly views. You add the dates. You control the timeline. No pressure to start on January 1st.
• Flexible Layout: Missed a week? Who cares. Turn the page and start fresh. No wasted paper, no "I failed at planning" shame spirals.
• Functional & Fierce: Perfect for tracking appointments, deadlines, or just counting down the days until Halloween.

PERFECT FOR...

• The Neurospicy Bestie: An ideal ADHD gift that acknowledges how our brains actually work (in bursts of brilliance and burnout).
• The Office Goth: Elevate a boring beige cubicle with some maximalist stationery that screams personality.
• The Chaotic Creative: For the writer, artist, or dreamer who needs a retro pop art canvas for their life.