Forget decking the halls – we're wrecking them! Our "Season's Screamings" sweater is what you get when Halloween crashes Christmas and decides to stay for New Year's.

🧵 Crew neck design – perfect for showing off your bat collar
🌙 Self-fabric 1/2 moon neck patch – weirder than mistletoe made of cobwebs
🚻 Unisex sizing – because the dark side doesn't discriminate
🖤 Three spooky shades: "Charcoal Chills," "Blood Moon," and "Spectral Smoke"
🧺 Care instructions easier than reanimating your Christmas tree

Want to turn your office Christmas party into a scene from "Edward Scissorhands: The Carol Years"? This sweatshirt is your VIP pass to the naughty list. Gift it to your favorite cryptid, that friend who thinks "All I Want for Christmas" is a cover by The Cure, or anyone who believes in keeping the "X" in X-mas.