Skeleton Birthday Card

Forget those snooze-fest birthday cards with puppies and kittens - our "Skeletal Surprise" greeting is here to rattle your bones and tickle your funny bone all at once. It's the perfect way to say "Happy Boné-day" to all your favorite weirdos who think cobwebs are just free party decorations.

Center stage, we've got the star of our macabre show - a skeleton hand that's clearly been hitting the calcium supplements. This bony beauty is rendered in shades of purple and green that would make the Crypt Keeper jealous. It's reaching up from the bottom of the card like it's trying to claw its way out of the grave and into the party. Talk about fashionably late!

This 5"x7" masterpiece of mirth and macabre comes in your choice of matte or silk finish, because we know you like options almost as much as you like confusing your relatives. It's perfect for the friend who celebrates their "deathday" instead of their birthday, or the coworker who keeps a skull on their desk "for inspiration."

Inside, you'll find the message "Unwrap the Magic. Embrace the Spook. It's Your Day to Shine!" Because nothing says "happy birthday" quite like encouraging someone to channel their inner ghoul and sparkle like a vampire in sunlight.

Available as a single card or in packs of 5, 10, and 25, each comes with a matching envelope. Spread the spooky cheer far and wide without worrying about your local mailman questioning your life choices (any more than they already do).

So go ahead, embrace the weird, celebrate the strange, and give your loved ones a birthday card that's as unique as they are. After all, why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary? It's time to put the "boo" in "birthday" and the "yay" in "decay." Happy haunted birthday, you magnificent oddball!