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A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.
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Society of Childless Cat Dads Tote Bag: Pro Democracy Anti Fascist Canvas Shopper with Occult Cat Art

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Join the secret society that’s loud, proud, and purring with resistance.

Welcome to the Society of Childless Cat Dads, where we serve kibble to our feline overlords and side-eye to authoritarians. If you believe that a home full of cats is a green flag and that democracy is non-negotiable, you’ve just found your official uniform.

Featuring a "Whimsigoth" inspired crest that blends occult tarot aesthetics with unyielding political sass, this design declares your allegiance: "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." Whether you're hauling banned books from the library, picking up organic treats at the farmers market, or marching for your rights, this bag carries your chaos and your convictions in equal measure.

Designed for the "Childless Cat Dad" who knows his worth (and his cat's vet schedule), this bag reclaims the narrative with a smirk. It’s the ultimate clapback to the "weird" political commentary of 2025, wrapped in a vintage-style, dark academia package.

✹✹✹ PRODUCT DETAILS ✹✹✹

This isn't your average flimsy conference swag. We use a premium Poly-Cotton Blend (approx. 25% cotton / 75% polyester) that combines the natural feel of canvas with the durability of synthetic fibers. It resists shrinking and maintains its shape, meaning your anti-fascist statement stays bold wash after wash.

Texture: Durable canvas weave with a high-fidelity print (no peeling vinyl here).

Construction: Classic flat tote profile (no gusset) for a sleek, low-profile look.

Capacity: Perfect for laptops, vinyl records, groceries, or your cat’s emotional support toys.

✹✹✹ SPECS ✹✹✹

Dimensions: 14" W x 15" H (Standard roomy tote size).

Handles: 10" drop handles (Long enough to swing over a shoulder, short enough not to drag).

Print: Single-sided or Double-sided options available (Choose your level of loudness).

Color: Natural Cream/Beige canvas with Rust, Black, and Ochre design.

Care: Machine Washable. Thanks to the poly-blend, this bag holds its color and shape better than 100% cotton.

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The ultimate "Green Flag" gift for the men in your life. Perfect for:

The Political Cat Dad who tracks election polls and feeding times with equal intensity.

The Liberal Boyfriend who needs a reusable bag for the co-op.

Father’s Day (for the dads of fur babies).

Anyone embracing the "Childless Cat Lady" energy, regardless of gender.

 

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A beige canvas tote bag featuring a vintage-style circular crest design in rust orange and black. The text reads "Society of Childless Cat Dads" in an arch over a central illustration of a tabby cat face inside a geometric star and hexagon symbol. Below the cat, the text reads "Loyal to Cats, Suspicious of Fascists." A banner at the bottom reads "For Democracy." The design features occult and whimsigoth elements like crescent moons, columns, and fish bones.

Society of Childless Cat Dads Tote Bag: Pro Democracy Anti Fascist Canvas Shopper with Occult Cat Art

$24.00