UFO Alien Cow Abduction Sherpa Blanket
Get abducted by your own couch.
The top half: a blue sky where a pink, green, and yellow UFO beams rays over hot pink snow-capped mountains. The bottom half: a grassy field, giant retro flowers, pine trees, a rainbow, and one spotted cow who has fully accepted her fate. Velveteen minky on the front, fluffy off-white sherpa on the back, so both sides earn their place.
✹ THE DETAILS ✹
- Vibrant printed velveteen minky face, plush sherpa reverse
- Bright maximalist artwork edge to edge
- Two sizes in the dropdown: 50" x 60" or the 60" x 80" for full-body commitment
- Soft enough for the couch nest, loud enough to be decor when folded
- Ships plastic-free, because the planet is also being watched
✹ WHO IT'S FOR ✹
Homebodies, horror movie marathons, and anyone building a couch nest with intent. Pairs with the matching UFO cow pillow for a full abduction scene.
Made to order, just for you. Resistance is optional. Coziness is not.







































