Blurry in photos. Crystal clear on your couch.
A gloriously furry Bigfoot rendered in hot pink, orange, blue, and lime green, standing proud among oversized symmetrical folk florals on a mustard yellow ground. The flat print creates a startlingly convincing illusion of crewel embroidery stitches. People will touch it. Let them. Then tell them the truth.
✹ THE DETAILS ✹
- 2D flat print with a realistic faux-embroidery texture illusion, smooth to the touch
- 100% premium polyester, high-end linen feel
- Same design front and back, looks right from every throw angle
- Hidden zipper, machine washable cover
- Two sizes in the dropdown: 18" x 18" or 22" x 22"
- Cover only. Insert 2 to 4 inches larger for maximum plump
✹ WHO IT'S FOR ✹
Cryptid believers, folk art maximalists, and reading nooks that needed a guardian. The capstone of any respectable weird-couch collection.
Made to order, just for you. He's real here.





























