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ISSUE #13 HOLIDAY SPECIAL Order by December 10 for Christmas. Seriously.

Silent Night,
Loud Gifts.

Gifts by budget or by weirdo, cards for the people you tolerate, and fits for the party. We don't judge. Much.

Who are you shopping for?

Pick your weirdo. We did the profiling.

The Goth HostessBlack candles, bat coasters, a skull pillow on the good couch.Shop her gifts → The Post-Punk NerdOwns three Siouxsie bootlegs. Will tell you which pressing.Shop her gifts → The Feminist RagerWants the patriarchy gone and a mug about it.Shop her gifts → The Trash PossumFeral, beloved, eats cereal for dinner. Respect.Shop her gifts → The Campy CinephileDivine is her patron saint. David Lynch is her weatherman.Shop her gifts → The Seasonally DepressedNeeds a blanket, a candle and a nap. Mostly the nap.Shop her gifts → The MaximalistMore is more. Beige is a hate crime. Her tree has a disco ball.Shop her gifts →

$15 and under

For the coworker you tolerate and the cousin you secretly like.

Cherry Bomb Earrings
Cherry Bomb Earrings $8
Folk Art Activist Pin Set
Folk Art Activist Pin Set $15
Eat the Rich Ramen Noodle Pin
Eat the Rich Ramen Noodle Pin $12
Tax the Rich Pet the Dogs Pinback Button: Anti-Capitalist Leftist Dog Lover Political Pin
Tax the Rich Pet the Dogs Pinback... $5
Childless Cat Lady Sticker
Childless Cat Lady Sticker $5
Retro Prism Winged Sunglasses
Retro Prism Winged Sunglasses $14
White Cat-Eye Frame Sunglasses
White Cat-Eye Frame Sunglasses $10
BASQUI-CAT Graffiti Art Pin
BASQUI-CAT Graffiti Art Pin $11.99
See everything $15 and under →

Under $30

For the bestie who already knows all your secrets.

Monochromatic Cat Eye Colorblock Sunglasses
Monochromatic Cat Eye Colorblock Sunglasses $18
Yellow Smiley Flip Round Sunglasses
Yellow Smiley Flip Round Sunglasses $18
Black Crystal Geode Frame Round Sunglasses
Black Crystal Geode Frame Round Sunglasses $18
Roller Derby Tote Bag, Retro Neon Skate Tote
Roller Derby Tote Bag, Retro Neon Skate... $20
Punk Rock Candle: Sage Against The Machine, Woodsy Coconut Wax
Punk Rock Candle: Sage Against The Machine,... $24
Folk Punk Political Protest Pin Set
Folk Punk Political Protest Pin Set $19
Jeweled Green Glitz Double Flip Sunglasses
Jeweled Green Glitz Double Flip Sunglasses $24
Amethyst Mushroom Earrings
Amethyst Mushroom Earrings $24.99
See everything under $30 →

Weird fact: "Silent Night" debuted on guitar in 1818. Legend says mice ate the church organ. Punk since day one.

CHURCH ORGAN: 0 / GUITAR: 1

$30 and up

For the soulmate. Or yourself. Mostly yourself.

Maximalist Tiger Phone Case
Maximalist Tiger Phone Case $32
Psychedelic Cowboy Frog Doormat - Colorful Maximalist Entryway Outdoor Rug
Psychedelic Cowboy Frog Doormat - Colorful Maximalist... $35
Sh*tShow Life Hardcover Planner - Weekly Organizer for ADHD & Mental Health - 8.5 x 11 Journal with Notes
Sh*tShow Life Hardcover Planner - Weekly Organizer... $35
Gothic Skull Hardcover Spiral Planner - Dark Humor Journal - Morbid Witchy Office Decor Agenda for Overthinkers
Gothic Skull Hardcover Spiral Planner - Dark... $35
Pastel Goth Bat Phone Case
Pastel Goth Bat Phone Case $32
Funny Undated Planner | Quirky ADHD Weekly Agenda | HoneyDazed
Funny Undated Planner | Quirky ADHD Weekly... $40
Maximalist Undated Planner 2026 - 2027: Funny Sarcastic ADHD Friendly Spiral Agenda & Funny Mental Health Journal
Maximalist Undated Planner 2026 - 2027: Funny... $38
Obituary of Time Gothic Floral Hardcover Spiral Planner 8.5x11 - Dark Humor Journal
Obituary of Time Gothic Floral Hardcover Spiral... $45
See everything $30 and up →

Cards and wrap

Be merry. From a distance.

Cards that say what everyone's thinking. Wrap so good they'll keep the paper.

Cat Christmas Tree Holiday Card
Cat Christmas Tree Holiday Card $14.99
Purple Merry Ducking Christmas Wrapping Paper
Purple Merry Ducking Christmas Wrapping Paper $18.99
Pictures of Yule Christmas Card
Pictures of Yule Christmas Card $8.50
Stoner Snowman Christmas Card
Stoner Snowman Christmas Card $15.99
Black Girl Magic Christmas Wrapping Paper
Black Girl Magic Christmas Wrapping Paper $18.99
Murray Christmas Meme Card
Murray Christmas Meme Card $14.99
Holiday Cats Wrapping Paper
Holiday Cats Wrapping Paper $18.99
Christmas Bat Wrapping Paper
Christmas Bat Wrapping Paper $18.99
All holiday cards → All wrapping paper →

Holiday party apparel

Ugly sweater? Not you.

Jumpers for the office party you are legally required to attend. Win the contest, terrify the CFO.

Unisex Trashy Possum Christmas Jumper
Unisex Trashy Possum Christmas Jumper $40
Merry Crisis Crewneck Xmas Jumper in Pink or Red
Merry Crisis Crewneck Xmas Jumper in Pink... $42
Hail Santa Sweatshirt, Heavy Metal Christmas Crewneck with Goth Holiday Design
Hail Santa Sweatshirt, Heavy Metal Christmas Crewneck... $45
Merry Creepmas Holiday Sweatshirt
Merry Creepmas Holiday Sweatshirt $45
All Hail Santa Holiday Jumper
All Hail Santa Holiday Jumper $55
Grave Tidings Christmas Jumper
Grave Tidings Christmas Jumper $55
Boo Humbug Christmas Sweater
Boo Humbug Christmas Sweater $55
Pictures of Yule Christmas Jumper
Pictures of Yule Christmas Jumper $40
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SHIPPING POLICY

We're excited to get your order to you. Here's what you need to know about our shipping process:

Shipping Timeframes

  • Most orders ship within 2-6 business days.
  • Custom orders may take a bit longer. We'll keep you posted on the timeline for these special items.

Delivery
Once your package is on its way, delivery times are in the hands of our shipping partners. We can't guarantee specific delivery dates, but we'll provide tracking information so you can follow your package's journey.

Package Safety
Your order's safety is important to us. Here's what you should know:

Once delivered, you're responsible for providing a secure location for your package. We can't be held responsible for packages stolen after they've been delivered.

We recommend having your order delivered to a secure location or arranging for someone to be available to receive it.

Got questions? We're here to help! Don't hesitate to reach out if you need more information or have any concerns about your order.

RETURN POLICY

At Honey Dazed, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return. However, please note the following exceptions to our return policy:

  • Swimsuits: We do not accept returns on swimsuits due to hygienic reasons. We encourage you to carefully review the sizing and product details before making your purchase.

  • Face Masks: We cannot accept returns on face masks for health and safety reasons.

  • Socks: Due to hygiene concerns, we do not accept returns on socks.

  • Custom Products and Custom Framed Art: We do not offer returns on custom products or custom framed art. These items are specially made for you and cannot be returned or exchanged.

  • Final Sale Items: Items marked as "Final Sale" cannot be returned or exchanged.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You'll also need to provide the receipt or proof of purchase.

If you wish to initiate a return, please contact us at returns@honeydazed.com

Please note that you are responsible for shipping your own returns. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Once your return is received and inspected, we will process your refund minus a 15% return restocking fee. Please allow [number of days] for the refund to be reflected in your original payment method.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

If you have any further questions or concerns regarding our return policy, please don't hesitate to reach out to our dedicated customer support team at dazed@honeydazed.com.

Thank you for choosing Honey Dazed. We appreciate your understanding of our return policy and are here to ensure your shopping experience with us is exceptional.

 

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