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A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
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A sarcastic holiday card for your favorite weirdo. This dark humor greeting is the perfect antidote to toxic positivity and forced festive cheer. Embrace the void!

Let's be honest, the holidays can be a beautiful, shimmering shitshow. For when you're feeling more 'morbid' than 'merry,' this brutally honest card says what we're all thinking. It's the perfect, unhinged holiday card for your best friend, a funny gift for your favorite coworker, or a cynical Secret Santa gift that's sure to get a laugh.

Forget the saccharine sweetness. This is a card for surviving another chaotic year, for the souls who are dead inside but festive AF, and for anyone with an existential dread that a little tinsel can't quite fix. Send this macabre greeting to your goth friend, your fellow overthinker, or anyone who appreciates some gallows humor with their gingerbread. Cheers to making it through.

Find more gloriously weird holiday swag for your entire dysfunctional family right here:

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5x7 inch greeting card.
Inside reads: "Cheers to surviving one more year. Happy Holidays."
Available as a single card, a 5-pack, or a 10-pack for all your fellow scrooges.
Includes a crisp, high-quality A7 envelope for each card.
Available in Creamy Beige Matte or Pearlescent Shimmer

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A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.

Merry Crisis Holiday Card - Dark Humor Greeting With Envelope

$8.50