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A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
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Give your mom the ultimate award with this funny Mother's Day card. Featuring a retro pink design and a cheeky "Survived My Bullshit Era" message, it's the perfect humorous birthday keepsake or apology gift from a daughter or son who put her through the wringer.

Let’s be honest, you were probably a menace during your teenage years (and maybe your twenties, too). It's time to officially acknowledge her resilience and thank her for sticking around through the chaos. Illustrated with a smirking, wine-sipping queen and a bold retro aesthetic, this card perfectly captures the relatable humor of surviving motherhood. Whether it's for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or a random Tuesday apology, this card brings the laughs and the love exactly when she needs it.

✹ PRODUCT DETAILS ✹

• 5x7 inch flat-printed greeting card
• Includes a crisp, sealable white envelope
• Inside printed message reads: "Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom."
• 2D high-fidelity print featuring a bubblegum pink background, cherry red scalloped border, and a fun illustrated character holding a heart-shaped wine glass.

✹ PAPER OPTIONS ✹

• 111lb Matte Cover: Triple-coated to boost the contrast of the graphics. Allows for flawless ink transfer and adhesion, resulting in exceptional image quality with zero glare. (Regular ballpoint pens work best on this uncoated finish.)
• 120lb Silk Cover: Sits perfectly between a gloss and a matte with a slight sheen. Offers incredible uniformity and premium coated surface clarity for intense colors. (Permanent marker recommended for writing inside).

✹ PERFECT FOR ✹

• Mother's Day laughs
• A memorable Mom's birthday gift
• A standalone "sorry for my teenage years" apology token
• Slipping into a gift basket with her favorite bottle of wine

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A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.

Funny Mother's Day Card - Humorous Birthday Card for Mom from Daughter or Son

$8.00