Seasonal Depression Cranberry Candle Amber Jar 9oz

The Seasonal Depression Candle is a cranberry scented 9 oz amber jar candle wearing our Seasonal Depression But Make It Cute skull mirror label. Dark humor meets dark coquette.

The sun clocks out at 4:30, your serotonin is on backorder, and the group chat went quiet in November. Might as well romanticize it. Tart cranberry, spiced woods, and fresh pine instead of existential dread. Spiral in style.

✹ THE CANDLE ✹

• 9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid, 2.75" wide x 3.5" tall with lid
• Net wax weight: approx. 6.9 oz
• Hand-poured vegan coconut apricot wax blend, natural color, no dyes, paraben-free and phthalate-free
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils, made without ingredients on California's Prop 65 list
• Lead-free, zinc-free cotton wick
• Approx. 50 hours of burn time
• Made in the USA
• Hand-poured means tiny variations in wax color and fill line (up to about 1/4"). Character, not a defect.
• Label colors can read a touch brighter or warmer in person than on your screen. Physics, not a flaw.

✹ THE SCENT: CRANBERRY SPIRAL ✹

• Top: Cinnamon, red currant, cranberry
• Heart: Black currant, green leaves
• Base: Fir, vanilla, pine

Tart berries tangled in spiced evergreen. A festive forest that makes the gloom easier to swallow.

✹ THE ARTWORK ✹
Tattoo flash meets vanity table. A pale pink label framed in crimson filigree and cranberry sprigs, an ornate hand mirror reflecting a retro pinup skull shedding one ruby tear, tied off with a red ribbon bow and navy and cherry red type reading Seasonal Depression But Make It Cute.

✹ GIFT IT ✹
Your dark coquette bestie. The sister who hibernates every November. The coworker who speaks fluent sarcasm. White elephant, Secret Santa, a winter self-care box, or a little glow on the windowsill until spring shows back up.

✹ BURN LIKE YOU MEAN IT ✹

• First burn: let the melt pool reach the edges (2 to 3 hours). Skip it and the candle tunnels, and tunneling is forever.
• Trim the wick to 1/4" before every burn.
• Max 4 hours per burn.
• Retire it when 1/2" of wax remains.
• Empty jar? Freeze it, pop the leftover wax out, and keep the jar for brushes, pens, or tiny chaos.

✹ CANDLE SAFETY ✹
Fire is fun until it isn't. The boring rules, zero jokes:

• Adult use only. Not a toy.
• Never leave a burning candle unattended, and never burn it while you sleep.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Keep clear of curtains, bedding, paper, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. The glass gets hot during and after burning.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, and debris.
• Don't move it while lit or while the wax is liquid.
• If the flame gets too tall, smokes, or flickers repeatedly, blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick, then relight.

✹ THE FINE PRINT ✹

• Every candle is poured to order just for you, so all sales are final. No returns or exchanges.
• Scent is personal. We can't refund for scent preference or scent strength, since room size, airflow, and burn time all change how a candle throws.
• Original shipping is non-refundable. Sale items are final sale.
• Made to order means production time comes before shipping. Delivery dates at checkout are estimates, not promises.
• Double-check your shipping address. Orders go into production fast.

✦ MADE TO ORDER, ON PURPOSE ✦
No warehouse of unsold stock, no landfill pile. We make it once you order it. A little more wait, a lot less waste.