Wildflower Mushroom Socks

Adorned with more mushrooms than a Phish concert, these cottage core mushroom sock wonders will turn your bland shoe game into a full-blown acid test. Who needs these socks? Anyone who's ever thought, "Hmm, not nearly groovy enough." Perfect for vinyl-hoarding hipsters, free spirits who think shoes are a conspiracy, and even your straight-laced IT cousin who secretly rebels while debugging code. 

🍄 Material: 60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex
🎨 Design: Psychedelic mushroom patterns
📏 Size: One-size-fits-most (Women's 5-15 US, Men's 3-13 US)
🔧 Construction: 200 needle knit fabric with extra toe and heel support
👟 Wear options: Low or mid-calf
🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no bleach
📏 Dimensions: 15.5" × 3.3" with extra stretch

Step into these funky fungi foot sleeves and let your freak flag fly. Whether hitting up a vintage record store, a poetry slam, or just freaking out the DMV, these socks will have you floating on a pink cloud of coolness. Who knows? You might just start a sock revolution. Viva la feet-volution!