Burn Your Fucks Candle Amber Jar 9oz

The Burn Your Fucks Candle is a funny 9 oz scented candle in an amber glass jar, built for the work bestie, the burnt-out friend, and anyone running on spite and iced coffee.

Some people meditate. Some people light a wick and watch the day's nonsense go up in smoke. Groovy 70s bubble letters, a butter-yellow label, and enough attitude to clear a room of unsolicited opinions. Light it, breathe, let it go.

✹ THE CANDLE ✹

• 9 oz amber glass jar with a brushed gold screw lid, 2.75" wide x 3.5" tall with lid
• Net wax weight: approx. 6.9 oz
• Hand-poured vegan coconut apricot wax blend, natural color, no dyes, paraben-free and phthalate-free
• Phthalate-free fragrance oils, made without ingredients on California's Prop 65 list
• Lead-free, zinc-free cotton wick
• Approx. 50 hours of burn time
• Made in the USA
• Hand-poured means tiny variations in wax color and fill line (up to about 1/4"). Character, not a defect.
• Label colors can read a touch brighter or warmer in person than on your screen. Physics, not a flaw.

✹ PICK YOUR SCENT ✹
Same label, same attitude. Choose your smell from the dropdown.

• Black Coral & Moss: Marine, camphor, pineapple, lavender, bamboo, dark musk, vetiver, amber, cedar. Salty, moody, and deep enough to drown out feedback nobody asked for.
• Blackberry Vanilla: Black cherry, raspberry, strawberry, plum, musk, vanilla, sugar. Dark berry syrup for days that need heavy sugarcoating.
• Blood Orange: Orange, orange peel, mango, grapefruit, peach, green leaves, cedar, red currant. A citrus slap that resets your whole nervous system.
• Cinnamon Chai: Orange peel, cardamom, cinnamon, peppercorn, cream, nutmeg, black tea, vanilla, clove. Spiced bakery chaos in a wool blanket.
• Coconut Soleil: Amaretto, pineapple, banana, coconut, coconut milk, vanilla, tonka bean. An out-of-office autoreply you can smell.
• Fallen Leaves: Apple, cinnamon, clove, pine, eucalyptus, juniper, cranberry, cedar. Crisp autumn air, zero tolerance for corporate buzzwords.
• Fragrance Free: No added fragrance. Just the clean glow of you minding your business.
• Leather & Labdanum: Clove, bergamot, rose, lavender, labdanum, leather, tobacco leaves, amber. Smoky and handsome, like a leather armchair in an empty library.
• Morning Coffee: Coffee bean, sugar, coffee, vanilla. Dark roast steam for the email chain that should have been nothing.
• Vanilla Orchid: Orange, green leaves, jasmine, heliotrope, sandalwood, musk, vanilla. Soft white florals and creamy vanilla to restore inner peace.

✹ THE DESIGN ✹
Stacked 1970s psychedelic bubble type on a square butter-yellow label: BURN in orange with retro flames, YOUR in cobalt blue, FUCKS in big bubbly letters, crowned with a hot magenta sparkle star. Built for a desk, a bathtub ledge, a mantel, or a nightstand that has seen things.

✹ GIFT IT ✹
Your work wife surviving corporate survival mode. The burnt-out nurse, the blunt therapist, the teacher in her villain era. Office going-away parties, promotions, white elephant swaps, breakup care packages, first-apartment housewarmings, or your own post-Tuesday bath ritual.

✹ BURN LIKE YOU MEAN IT ✹

• First burn: let the melt pool reach the edges (2 to 3 hours). Skip it and the candle tunnels, and tunneling is forever.
• Trim the wick to 1/4" before every burn.
• Max 4 hours per burn.
• Retire it when 1/2" of wax remains.
• Empty jar? Freeze it, pop the leftover wax out, and keep the jar for brushes, pens, or tiny chaos.

✹ CANDLE SAFETY ✹
Fire is fun until it isn't. The boring rules, zero jokes:

• Adult use only. Not a toy.
• Never leave a burning candle unattended, and never burn it while you sleep.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Keep clear of curtains, bedding, paper, drafts, and anything flammable.
• Burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. The glass gets hot during and after burning.
• Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, and debris.
• Don't move it while lit or while the wax is liquid.
• If the flame gets too tall, smokes, or flickers repeatedly, blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick, then relight.

✹ THE FINE PRINT ✹

• Every candle is poured to order just for you, so all sales are final. No returns or exchanges.
• Scent is personal. We can't refund for scent preference or scent strength, since room size, airflow, and burn time all change how a candle throws.
• Original shipping is non-refundable. Sale items are final sale.
• Made to order means production time comes before shipping. Delivery dates at checkout are estimates, not promises.
• Double-check your shipping address. Orders go into production fast.

✦ MADE TO ORDER, ON PURPOSE ✦
No warehouse of unsold stock, no landfill pile. We make it once you order it. A little more wait, a lot less waste.