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A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook with a blank page at the top, divided into two columns labeled "Week/Month". The page is empty, with no text or images visible.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook containing a calendar for the year 2021. It displays the months of the year and the days of the week, providing a detailed schedule for the upcoming months.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a weekly schedule and a note section.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a calendar page at the top and a to-do list page at the bottom.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook with a blank page at the top, divided into two columns labeled "Week/Month". The page is empty, with no text or images visible.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook containing a calendar for the year 2021. It displays the months of the year and the days of the week, providing a detailed schedule for the upcoming months.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a weekly schedule and a note section.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a calendar page at the top and a to-do list page at the bottom.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook with a blank page at the top, divided into two columns labeled "Week/Month". The page is empty, with no text or images visible.
The image is a spiral-bound notebook containing a calendar for the year 2021. It displays the months of the year and the days of the week, providing a detailed schedule for the upcoming months.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a weekly schedule and a note section.
an open spiral-bound notebook with blank pages, displaying a calendar page at the top and a to-do list page at the bottom.
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2026 All-Seeing Eye Celestial Planner - Hardcover Spiral Weekly & Monthly Agenda - Mystical & Witchy Organizer for Managing Chaos

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Ready to navigate the beautiful, retro-fueled disaster of the coming year? Ditch the soul-crushingly boring office supplies and embrace the one 2026 snarky celestial planner that truly gets it. The "2026 Shitshow All-Seeing Agenda" is your hardcover spiritual advisor and sarcastic best friend, designed to help you conquer deadlines, plot world domination (or at least your weekly grocery list), and maybe even remember to water your plants.

It's for those who know that true enlightenment means accepting the chaos with a sense of humor and a well-organized to-do list.

Your Sanctuary for Secret Plans & Spiraling Thoughts

We know your brain has too many tabs open. That's why we designed this planner with a feature that other agendas forget: space. A full, glorious page for notes, doodles, brain dumps, and secret plans follows every single week and every single month. Consider it your dedicated Chaos Containment Zone; a place to scribble down brilliant ideas, vent about your boss, or simply make a list of all the things you're expertly procrastinating on. This generous layout makes it the perfect academic planner for students, a project planner for creatives, or a life organizer for anyone trying to juggle it all.

Features Designed for Your Beautiful Disaster:


  • ✨ Full 2026 Calendar Year: Your trusty guide through every glorious moment, from January's resolutions to December's regrets.

  • ✨ Weekly & Monthly Spreads: Get a bird's-eye view of your month and then dive into the nitty-gritty with spacious weekly layouts. Perfect for tracking appointments, deadlines, and social obligations you're dreading.

  • ✨ Massive Notes Pages: A full, unlined page for notes, doodles, and existential crises follows EVERY week and EVERY month. Your thoughts deserve room to roam.

  • ✨ Durable Hardcover & Spiral Binding: A sturdy 8.5" x 11" hardcover protects your plans from spills and existential despair, while the lay-flat spiral design makes writing a breeze, even when you're frantically scribbling.

  • ✨ Premium Paper: Features 120 pages (60 sheets) of quality 60 lb. paper that can handle your favorite pens, highlighters, and the occasional tear of frustration.

  • ✨ Mystical Retro Design: A stunning dark blue cover with a vintage 70s-inspired All-Seeing Eye graphic that's equal parts cosmic wisdom and comedic relief.

This Planner is For You If...

  • ...you're a work bestie who deserves a laugh instead of another boring corporate-branded notebook.

  • ...you're a feminist friend plotting to smash the patriarchy between Zoom meetings and yoga class.

  • ...you're a college student navigating a sea of deadlines, ramen noodles, and profound life questions.

  • ...you wield sarcasm as a superpower and believe your planner should have as much personality as you do.

  • ...you're looking for a spiritual agenda that doesn't take itself too seriously.

The Ultimate Gift for Surviving in Style


Searching for the perfect snarky office gift, a hilarious white elephant surprise, or a well-deserved treat for yourself? Stop looking. This is the agenda for anyone who is tired of pretending they have it all together. It’s the perfect gag gift for your favorite coworker, a motivational tool for your most ambitious friend, and a personal trophy for surviving another year.


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A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.

2026 All-Seeing Eye Celestial Planner - Hardcover Spiral Weekly & Monthly Agenda - Mystical & Witchy Organizer for Managing Chaos

$35.00