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A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.
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Confront the glorious chaos with our 2026 Shitshow Agenda, a funny hardcover spiral planner for the unapologetically organized. This retro celestial notebook is your command center.

Welcome to the uprising, you magnificent warrior. In a world that demands you do it all, this planner is your glitter-fueled act of resistance. It’s for the ones who laugh in the face of impending deadlines, who know that "keeping receipts" is a spiritual practice, and who believe the revolution will, in fact, be accessorized. Forget bland corporate organizers; this is your personal manifesto, a testament to getting it done while the world burns beautifully around you.

Your Arsenal for World Domination (or just getting through the week):

Built to Last the Apocalypse: A durable hardcover with a sleek satin matte finish that feels as good as it looks. Bound with a tough-as-nails metal (black or gold) wire-o spiral so it always lies flat.

Premium Paper for Big Plans: 120 pages (60 sheets) of buttery-smooth 60 lb. paper that plays nicely with your favorite pens.

Master Your Timeline: A 2026-2027 year-at-a-glance view for plotting your grand schemes.

Flexible & Guilt-Free Planning: Undated monthly and weekly spreads, because you’re the boss of your own schedule. No wasted pages, ever.

A Sanctuary for Your Thoughts: A full page for notes, doodles, and secret plans follows every single week and every single month.

This agenda is the ultimate gift for your work bestie who deserves a laugh, the feminist friend who’s plotting to smash the patriarchy, the college student navigating deadlines, or anyone who wields sarcasm as a superpower. It's the perfect snarky office gift, white elephant surprise, or a well-deserved treat for yourself.

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A hardcover spiral planner for 2026 with a dark blue cover and retro 70s style graphics. The title reads "2026 SHITSHOW All-Seeing Agenda" in bold yellow and pink text. Below the title is a large, stylized all-seeing eye with pink rays emanating from it. At the bottom, a pink ribbon contains the text "BLINK TWICE FOR MERCY." The back cover is also dark blue with a yellow sun graphic and the text "Plans bloom. Deadlines hum. I write, I wander, then get it done. Keep receipts. Keep grace.

2026 Planner Hardcover Spiral Agenda - Retro Shitshow Notebook for Snarky Celestial Organization

$35.00