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A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.
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"An Almanac of Poor Decisions" Funny Undated Planner

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Tackle your beautiful chaos with this funny undated planner. This quirky desk calendar and sarcastic agenda is the ultimate tool for unapologetic adulting.

Welcome to the headquarters of your best worst ideas. The "Almanac of Poor Decisions" is designed for those who appreciate a heavy dose of sarcasm with their scheduling. Whether you are plotting a magnificent failure or just trying to remember to drink water, this 8.5 x 11-inch book provides the structure you need without the guilt of missed days. 

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Flexible Scheduling: Completely undated monthly spreads feature a dedicated to do list, while the undated weekly layouts include plenty of space for notes. Start anytime, skip a week, and never waste a single page.

  • Room to Breathe: Need more space to vent? Every single week and every single month is followed by a full blank page specifically for extra notes, doodles, and secret plots.

  • Long-Term Vision: Includes a full 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance layout for plotting your grand schemes well in advance.

MATERIALS & SPECS

  • Generous Dimensions: A substantial 8.5 x 11 inches, offering plenty of real estate for your biggest plans.

  • Heavy-Duty Construction: Front and back covers are adhered to thick 70pt chipboard and protected with a 1.3 mil satin matte lamination for a smooth, highly durable finish.

  • Premium Pages: Inside, you will find 120 pages (60 sheets) of durable 60 lb. text-smooth paper that plays nicely with all your favorite pens.

  • Lay-Flat Binding: Bound with a sturdy 9/16 inch metal wire spiral (choose between black or gold) so it stays perfectly flat while you plan your next move.

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The ultimate survival tool for the chronically disorganized but highly ambitious. Hand this over to your favorite coworker who thrives on chaos, the college student barely surviving finals, or the friend who proudly embraces their dopamine decor and dark humor. It makes a brilliant birthday, graduation, or office gag gift.

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A spiral-bound hardcover planner featuring a retro-style teal cover with the text "An Almanac of Poor Decisions" in bold red and cream typography. The cover includes a grumpy cloud raining down lightning bolts, alongside stars, flowers, and vintage banners. The interior reveals crisp white pages with a 2026 to 2027 year-at-a-glance spread, plus clean, minimalist, completely undated monthly and weekly calendar grids with dedicated sections for writing daily to-do lists and random notes.

"An Almanac of Poor Decisions" Funny Undated Planner

$40.00