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A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
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A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
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A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
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A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.
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This Mother's Day card blends dark humor with heartfelt honesty, perfect for celebrating a complicated relationship with a sarcastic twist. Designed for those who appreciate trauma-informed humor, this 5x7 art card turns the usual floral sentiment into a playful, therapy-approved laugh that honors your unique bond. Whether you're a cycle breaker or just want to acknowledge the journey with an edgy, tattoo-style aesthetic, this card is a bold way to say what flowers can’t.

✹ PRODUCT DETAILS ✹

• Size: Standard 5x7 inch folded greeting card.
• Exterior Design: A vibrant cornflower blue background featuring a centralized medallion. A realistic central eye is framed by a bold orange sunburst and two symmetrical tan snakes.
• Floral Accents: Four traditional pink roses with green leaves anchor each corner of the design.
• Sentiment: Front text reads "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." in a vintage-inspired banner.
• Interior Message: "Trauma tax paid in full. Worth it for the personality upgrade. Love you."
• Envelopes: Includes one white sealable envelope per card.
• Finish Options:
• 111lb Matte Cover: A triple-coated, non-reflective surface that provides high contrast and deep color saturation. Best for writing with standard pens.
• 120lb Silk Cover: Permanent markers are recommended.

✹ WHY IT’S THE PERFECT GIFT ✹

• Niche Relatability: Perfectly captures the "it’s complicated" vibe for those navigating difficult or healing family dynamics.
• Gift It: Great for moms with a dark sense of humor, therapy-literate friends, or as a "chosen family" tribute.
• Keepsake Quality: The heavy 111lb and 120lb stocks ensure this feels like a piece of art that can be framed long after the holiday.

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A 5x7 folded Mother's Day card with a vibrant cornflower blue background and traditional tattoo-inspired folk art. The front design is a centralized medallion featuring a realistic human eye at the center, surrounded by an orange and red radial sunburst. Two symmetrical tan and brown snakes frame the eye. Pink and yellow banners contain the black text "THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA IT MADE ME INTERESTING." Pink roses with green leaves are in corner.

Mother's Day Card for Complicated Relationship - Sarcastic Trauma Humor Gift for Mom

$8.50