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Hex the Halls Christmas Holiday Card

$7.50
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Send a witchy holiday card that says what everyone's really thinking. This funny 70s retro Christmas card is perfect for your bestie who's over the holiday stress.

Tired of the same old holly jolly nonsense? Ditch the boring and embrace the bold with our "Hex the Halls" greeting card. It's a vibrant, psychedelic battle cry against seasonal stress, wrapped in a groovy 70s package.

Perfect for the witchy woman, the pagan pal, or anyone in your coven who believes in hexing the stress and keeping the joy. Let them know you get it. The holidays are weird, and so are we. Send a message that's less "peace on earth" and more "peace of mind."

Card Features & Details:

• Bold Front Message: Features the phrase "Hex the Halls" in a vibrant, 70s-inspired psychedelic font.
• Empowering Inside Message: Reads "Hex the stress, keep the joy. Happy Holidays."
• Premium Quality: Professionally printed on a thick, luxurious 120lb silk cover stock with a subtle sheen that makes the colors pop.
• Standard Size: Measures 5" x 7", the perfect size for mailing or tucking into a gift.
• Crisp White Envelope: A high-quality, sealable A7 envelope is included with every card.
• Flexible Pack Sizes: Available as a single card for that one special weirdo, or in packs of 5, 10, or 25 to curse—er, bless—your entire list.
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A vertical 5x7 greeting card made from premium 120lb silk cover stock with a slight sheen. The card has a deep purple background with a thin pink border. In the center, the words 'Hex the Halls' are written in a bubbly, psychedelic 70s-style font in shades of hot pink and light pink. Below the text is a stylized pink silhouette of a woman's face in profile with long, flowing, wavy hair. The design is reminiscent of retro witchcraft and groovy aesthetics, perfect for an alternative holiday.

Hex the Halls Christmas Holiday Card

$7.50