Obituary of Time Gothic Floral Hardcover Spiral Planner 8.5x11 - Dark Humor Journal

Mourn your schedule in style with our Gothic Floral Undated Planner. This dark humor journal is the perfect snarky agenda for managing your beautiful chaos.

Here lies your free time, dearly departed. But fear not, this isn't a funeral, it's a resurrection. Our "Obituary of Free Time" planner is the ultimate tool for the chronically busy, the gloriously over-scheduled, and anyone who knows the exquisite pain of a packed calendar. With a healthy dose of dark humor and a vibrant, weirdo-approved aesthetic, this is your official command center for wrangling the beautiful chaos of your life.

Forget rigid, judgmental planners that make you feel bad for missing a day. This undated weekly and monthly agenda is built for the reality of your life: buried in tasks by the week, resurrected with new plans by the night. It's the perfect partner for the overthinker, the creative soul, the student drowning in deadlines, or the professional who survives on caffeine and sarcasm. Part maximalist statement piece, part indispensable life-organizer, it’s the snarky office supply you didn't know you needed.

Give your desk a dose of personality that's as unapologetic as you are.

Key Features to Die For:

• Durable Hardcover: A sturdy, 8.5 x 11-inch hardcover with a satin matte lamination protects your plans from the horrors of the outside world (and coffee spills).

• Premium Paper: Contains 120 pages (60 sheets) of silky-smooth 60 lb. text paper that’s a dream to write on.

• Flexible Undated Layout: Start anytime! Includes 2026-2027 years at a glance, undated monthly spreads with to-do lists, and undated weekly views with ample space for notes. No wasted pages, ever.

• Ample Note Space: A full page of notes follows each month and each week, because your brilliant (and chaotic) thoughts need room to roam.

• Sturdy Spiral Binding: Choose between a chic gold or a classic black 9/16 inch metal wire-o spiral that lets the planner lay perfectly flat for effortless navigation.

• Built to Last: Front and back covers are adhered to heavy-duty 70pt chipboard, ensuring this planner can handle being tossed in your bag day after day.