Pictures of Yule Christmas Card
Jingle bells? More like jangle guitars! This Christmas card is the lovechild of Santa's workshop and a post-punk fever dream. Robert Smith's brooding visage, complete with his trademark bed-head and smudged lipstick, dons a cheeky Santa hat. It's as if the Ghost of Christmas Goth decided to crash your holiday party – and honey, we're here for it!
Features: 🎸 5x7 inches of alt-rock holiday magic 📬 Envelopes included (perfect for leaving at graveyards) 🖋️ Inside Message: "Hoping your days are merry and your nights are cure-iously fun." 🌟 Silk Finish (smoother than your favorite black vinyl) 📦 Choose from 5, 10, or 20 card packs (because one is never enough)
Unleash this card upon your fellow dark-hearted revelers and watch as they swoon faster than Robert's hair in a rainstorm. It's the perfect way to say "Merry Gothmas" to that special someone who thinks mistletoe is just misunderstood poison. Whether you're shopping for a die-hard Cure fan or just someone who appreciates their Christmas with a side of delicious gloom, this card hits all the right notes. After all, why should angels get all the singing glory?