Possum Christmas Card
Forget silver bells, we're ringing in the holidays with the sweet sound of possums knocking over trash cans! Our "It's the Most Trashiest Time of Year" card is here to turn your white Christmas into a wild dumpster dive.
Features (for the merrily misfit):
🦝 5x7 inches of trashy yuletide cheer
📮 Envelopes included (perfect for stuffing with ticket stubs and possum fur)
🖋️ Inside message: "May your days be merry, your nights be wild, and your holidays be trashy."
🎁 Choose your chaos: 5, 10, or 20 card packs
🖤 High-quality cardstock (tough enough for possum pouch parties)
When life gives you frankincense and myrrh, trade 'em for safety pins and possum plushies. Merry Trashmas and to all a wild night! 🎄🦝🤘