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Trash Possum Christmas Card

$8.50
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Who invited the dumpster diver to the North Pole? Our "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" card is here to crash your cookie-cutter holiday! Featuring a snarling Santa possum popping out of a trash can like the world's grumpiest jack-in-the-box, this card screams "Merry Trashmas" louder than a punk band at an elf convention. It's the perfect way to say "I love you, you absolute garbage goblin" to your favorite people.

Features (for the discerning dumpster diver):

🎄 5x7 inches of pure possum punk
✉️ Envelopes included (perfect for stuffing with shredded wrapping paper)
📜 Inside message: "Embrace your inner trash possum this Christmas"
🗑️ Available in 5, 10, or 20 card packs (choose your level of holiday havoc)
🖨️ Printed on thick, quality cardstock (tough enough for alley cat scratches)

Unleash this trashy treasure on your ride-or-die raccoons, your favorite midnight scavengers, or anyone who thinks "Deck the Halls" could use more power chords. It's perfect for the friend who'd rather dumpster dive than go to the mall. So grab your garbage bag of goodies and spread some alternative holiday cheer! 

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A playful holiday card featuring a raccoon wearing a Santa hat, popping out of a trash can with a mischievous grin. The text above reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in bold, dripping letters. The card combines humor with a grungy, festive theme for a lighthearted take on the holiday season.

Trash Possum Christmas Card

$8.50