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A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a  illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This  anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
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Maximalist Yuletide Freak Show 5x7 folded greeting card with a pearlescent shimmer finish. Features a vibrant, retro circus illustration in teal, pink, and yellow. The central motif is a bizarre, striped reindeer-tiger hybrid with a wind-up key, standing on a pedestal. The graphic border contains 'YULETIDE FREAK SHOW,' 'ODDITIES,' and 'WONDERS.' This unique and witty card is an unconventional alternative Christmas gift for oddity collectors.
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A 5x7 pearlescent holiday card by HoneyDazed. The card illustration, inspired by John Waters, features the drag queen Divine in a red dress with a Santa hat. She points a gun, withtext reads "Have Yourself a Filthy Christmas" in campy font. The card is bordered by garland. Iinside of the card reads: "Season's Sleazings" in red and green text. This kitschy greeting card is a perfect piece of cult film memorabilia and a funny adult humor gift for fans of queer art.
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A 5x7 inch Krampus Christmas card shown in two paper finishes. The front features a stylized illustration of the folklore demon Krampus with green skin, black horns, and a pink Santa hat. He carries a large pink sack filled with three skulls over his shoulder. Below him, the words "KRAMPUS IS COMING" are printed in bold pink text.  The inside of the card is blank on the left and has the printed text "Hope you've been beautifully bad this year." on the right.
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A detailed folk-art style illustration of a "Sage the Halls" holiday greeting card. The design features a bundle of sage smudge sticks tied with a red ribbon at the center of a dark green wreath. The wreath is accented with small crescent moons, stars, and smoke swirls. Below the wreath are two crossed matches with red tips. The card is printed on creamy beige paper with bold, dark green serif text. This funny spiritual and witchy Yule card is a unique pagan greeting for energy cleansing.
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A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
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A holiday sweatshirt in pink or red with a punk and goth aesthetic. The text reads "MERRY CRISIS" and "HAPPY NEW FEAR" in a bold, gothic-style font. The design is decorated with holly leaves, berries, thorny vines, and safety pins, all arranged in a festive but alternative holiday style. This funny goth Christmas pullover is a sarcastic statement piece, perfect as dark humor apparel for the winter season.
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A unisex crewneck sweatshirt shown in red, green, and blue color options. The graphic features "HAIL SANTA" in a red, jagged, heavy metal-style font. The text is framed by a cream-colored wreath made of thorny branches. Inside the wreath are two red lightning bolts and two red bells with cream-colored pentagrams. An inverted candy cane cross sits at the bottom. This alternative holiday sweater has fleece texture, ribbed cuffs, and a classic fit, designed for goth, punk, and metalhead aesthetics.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Siouxsie Sioux in black and white with Santa hat, geometric patterns, and 'Spellbound by the Season' text, suspended by red ribbon
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"Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Nick Cave in black and white with Santa hat, Nordic patterns, and 'Where The Wild Mistletoes Grow' text, suspended by red ribbon
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Round purple metal Christmas ornament featuring skull wearing sunglasses and Santa hat with neon yellow beard, surrounded by Nordic-style pattern bands in red and yellow.
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Round blue metal Christmas ornament featuring Glenn Danzig in sunglasses and Christmas lights riding reindeer through snowy landscape. Text reads "Last Caress of Christmas" in icy font.
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Round pastel purple metal Christmas ornament featuring kawaii ghost in Santa hat with two smaller ghost friends and snowflakes. Text reads "Boo Humbug" in bubble letters.
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Round black metal Christmas ornament featuring cute pink bat with red wings wearing Santa hat, surrounded by pink bats and holly. Text reads "Have Yourself A Batty Little Christmas"
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Round purple metal Christmas ornament featuring Drag Queen Divine in Santa hat and red dress with colored Christmas lights. Text reads "Have A Divine Christmas" in retro psychedelic lettering.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring angry possum in Santa hat emerging from trash can. Text reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in dripping font with stars.
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Round red metal Christmas ornament featuring Robert Smith silhouette in black with white Santa hat, red lips, and snowflake details. Text reads "Pictures of Yule" in white script.
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Holiday jumper sweatshirt with "HAVE YOURSELF A TRASHY LITTLE CHRISTMAS" text above a possum wearing a Santa hat, peeking out of a garbage can. Bold, punk-style lettering in red and yellow.
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A playful holiday card featuring a raccoon wearing a Santa hat, popping out of a trash can with a mischievous grin. The text above reads "Have Yourself a Trashy Little Christmas" in bold, dripping letters. The card combines humor with a grungy, festive theme for a lighthearted take on the holiday season.
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