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A 5x7 inch flat-printed pink greeting card featuring a cherry red scalloped border. At the top, bold wavy cream letters outlined in red read MOM. Below, red text says SURVIVED MY BULLSHIT ERA surrounded by small stars and hearts. The center illustration shows a smirking figure with black hair wearing small crown and holding a heart-shaped glass of \wine, outlined in light teal. The inside features black serif text: Bullshit era survivor award: you. Grateful you didn't quit on me. Love you, Mom.
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A 5x7 inch pearlescent silver greeting card featuring a flat vector illustration of the drag queen Divine in a red mermaid gown holding a heart-shaped box of chocolates. The text above reads "You're The Filthiest Person Alive" in bold red script with pink sparkles. The card has a shimmering finish that reflects light. Inside text reads "...and I love it." The back features the Honey Dazed logo. Includes a matching envelope.
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A rectangular red zippered pouch featuring a vintage-style tarot card design. The front displays the word FORTUNE in large beige capital letters. A central illustration shows a mystic eye emitting rays of light above a lit candle flame. The text YES and NO appears on the sides. A banner at the bottom reads LIGHT IT TO KNOW. The bag is crafted from red polyester with a linen-like woven texture, featuring a black zipper and a removable black nylon wrist strap. The interior is white.
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A 5x7 pearlescent shimmer folded greeting card featuring the Jingle Hell Survivors Club design. The front is a  illustration of a grumpy red devil imp character, wearing a small Santa hat, holding a coffee cup, and a circular 'I Tried' merit badge. The overall aesthetic is maximalist dark humor and spooky cute. This  anti-Christmas card is perfect for those needing relief from holiday stress. Inside text references surviving tolerable relatives, strong eggnog, and merciful hangovers.
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Maximalist Yuletide Freak Show 5x7 folded greeting card with a pearlescent shimmer finish. Features a vibrant, retro circus illustration in teal, pink, and yellow. The central motif is a bizarre, striped reindeer-tiger hybrid with a wind-up key, standing on a pedestal. The graphic border contains 'YULETIDE FREAK SHOW,' 'ODDITIES,' and 'WONDERS.' This unique and witty card is an unconventional alternative Christmas gift for oddity collectors.
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"A set of four square coasters featuring humorous tarot card designs in pastel colors. The set includes a pink coaster titled 'High Priestess of Pour Decisions' showing a witch holding a goblet, a purple coaster titled 'Death of My Liver' depicting a skeleton holding a martini, an orange coaster titled 'The Lovers of Bad Idea Texts' featuring two hands toasting, and a green coaster titled 'The Hangover of Next-Day Regret' showing a skeleton falling. Glossy finish.
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A 5x7 pearlescent holiday card by HoneyDazed. The card illustration, inspired by John Waters, features the drag queen Divine in a red dress with a Santa hat. She points a gun, withtext reads "Have Yourself a Filthy Christmas" in campy font. The card is bordered by garland. Iinside of the card reads: "Season's Sleazings" in red and green text. This kitschy greeting card is a perfect piece of cult film memorabilia and a funny adult humor gift for fans of queer art.
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A 5x7 inch Krampus Christmas card shown in two paper finishes. The front features a stylized illustration of the folklore demon Krampus with green skin, black horns, and a pink Santa hat. He carries a large pink sack filled with three skulls over his shoulder. Below him, the words "KRAMPUS IS COMING" are printed in bold pink text.  The inside of the card is blank on the left and has the printed text "Hope you've been beautifully bad this year." on the right.
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A detailed folk-art style illustration of a "Sage the Halls" holiday greeting card. The design features a bundle of sage smudge sticks tied with a red ribbon at the center of a dark green wreath. The wreath is accented with small crescent moons, stars, and smoke swirls. Below the wreath are two crossed matches with red tips. The card is printed on creamy beige paper with bold, dark green serif text. This funny spiritual and witchy Yule card is a unique pagan greeting for energy cleansing.
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A 5x7 alternative holiday card with a white background and bold, punk-inspired typography. The text reads "Merry Crisis Happy New Fear" in dark green and red. The design features graphic elements like holly, stars, and safety pins, giving it a sarcastic, goth aesthetic. The inside message says "Consider this card your coping mechanism." This snarky, dark humor greeting card is perfect for a funny, unconventional Christmas, capturing a mental health humor and anti-capitalist vibe.
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